my doggo learned how to fly an airplane just to show me hes a good boy 18 years ago. just saying..

nobody wants to hear about your doggo.

WRONG

everyone wants to hear about your dogg

Lmfao

Every alarm plays the monsters Inc theme

kek

Alternatively

https://youtu.be/y5dCbfmh5gw

NO SHOES MUDHUT

KFC EATING

WATERMELON GOBBLING

VOODOO USING

SPACE NIGGERS

Some kfc would slap rn ngl

250 tailoring

even when niggers come from space they're technologically backwards and savage

https://gyazo.com/b737770c8a03def2853c14bc213fcd57

I was so retarded tonight

I counted a 5 as a 1

So I was 4 short

I used to do that a lot

That'll be 20$

A 10 and 2 5s, into the 20's slot it goes

Thank God I rarely have to do that anymore because accounting

It was almost a case of having to call my boss and tell him we were short

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@Bear Fresh new Italian shipgirls are in today. Thoughts on em if you've seen em yet?

I've only got Zara to get and I'm done with them

Damn, you work fast

Formidable is honestly the best of this bunch, but I hope they will do well

Do you also think that Zara is just another Honolulu?

Kind of sad that flag ship isnt in there

She seems extremely based

Yeah, not great but big tids so she will be popular

Meh

Cause I mean

Honolulu isnt the most popular but has the most fan art

"Fan"

Yeah her and St. Louis