**C H A D**

Absolute Unit

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peak male perfomance hunting migrants in the border

that look kinda adorable in a wrong way

Don't have to hunt migrants, just open up a welfare office, they will come to you.

kek, this one looks like I am choking the catso <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

Don't work hard, work smart. It's the white man way.

she leaned in to smell the phone and I just pushed her a bit away so she'd be in focus

portal cat

meeh id say thats the asian way @Vander Loonéy

dang

whites work hard and work smart

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why didn't I think of that pun

Asians are work drones, that's not smart. That's wage cuckery.

other two cats had yellow and blue eyes respectively

So for 3 white cats we had 3 blue and 3 yellow eyes

heterochromia 😮

eyes are weird when they arent quite right

I like cats tbh

same

they don't give a shit

which means they are very independent which is good because I hate micromanaging lmao

except my cat is getting old and weird, and shits everywhere

Women w cats is a Red Flag

the bastard

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women with more than 1 cat and nothing else in their life is a red flag

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/domestication

otherwise you're probably fine

1 cat is cool

To be honest cats are very demanding at micromanaging

It's just that after you micromanage it and it doesn't need anything in particular, it'll goof off to do its own thing

Haha my ex @Harrybaxter♫♫♩♫‿◦

Dog will stick around.

Head of the CHP party in turkey is threating to invade greece if he wins the election.

uh