Lmfao the first google result for him is Pete Buttigieg wife

It's a man lol

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Well, he gay

Whadya xpect?

His husband is the bottom

You can tell

For some inexplicable reason I went Jamaican accent

Idk maybe they switch

No they do the pp-butt 69

It's like lesbo scissoring, but gay

Lesbo scissoring is gay tho

Lesbo is lesbo

the kool-aid man is both

What are you on about

Lesbos have no PP to be gae

Silly person

@Lucienne d'Anwyl I bet you have a lot of experience in that department

girlslove is pure

lesbo is the ultimate penis envy

worse even than trying to joke

Girls love is the most toxic

n-no

Lesbians top the charts of domestic abuse rates

pls

bear in mind western 'domestic abuse' = 'i dont always feel like the universe revolves around me'

Yet gays have even lower domestic abuse than straights!

and now consider you have 2 wamen

Only men can love like that

and they both feel that always

Lesbos also too the charts in clitty abuse

Gay men

Ayy lmao

The best kind of relationship is with two bisexual women and one heterosexual man.

Think about it: men tend to want to skip the foreplay during sex, but women crave extensive foreplay before any real action starts.

So, the two bisexual women can engage in foreplay with eachother, and the hetero man can jump in when there's actual fucking to be had.

Lesbians are ruthless

Two women fighting is usually crazy

Also, men tend to like the idea of doing to women at once.

It's win/win/win!