Message from @Ordis

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2020-02-09 00:58:35 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-02-09 01:00:19 UTC  

Yep most Christians don't believe God will send a literal angel down to save them.

2020-02-09 01:01:59 UTC  

well its like a story you tell to teach a lesson about seizing the opportunities you have when they present themselves

2020-02-09 01:02:08 UTC  

success is when preparation meets opportunity

2020-02-09 01:02:11 UTC  

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2020-02-09 01:08:08 UTC  

Know a good catholic one. Billy goes in for confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I performed a carnal act with a girl in the parish."

"Was it Katherine Klopeski?", asked the Priest

"Please Father I cannot say it would shame the girl."

"Was it Emily Gonzales"

"Father my punishment is my own."

"Was it Elizabeth O'Hare"

"Father no matter what you ask I cannot say."

On the way out the next boy in line asked, "What did you get?"

"4 Hail Marys, 6 Our Fathers, and three solid leads......"

2020-02-09 02:03:53 UTC  
2020-02-09 02:21:47 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-02-09 02:25:14 UTC  

Something significant about this name?

2020-02-09 02:31:27 UTC  

It's the name of a town in England

2020-02-09 02:32:10 UTC  

k

2020-02-09 02:32:16 UTC  

still don't get the joke

2020-02-09 02:32:27 UTC  

She muddled up Milton Friedman and John Maynard Keynes

2020-02-09 02:32:42 UTC  

Ahhhh

2020-02-09 02:32:46 UTC  

two economists of completely opposing views

2020-02-09 02:33:01 UTC  

didn't catch that. yeah. silly.

2020-02-09 02:34:49 UTC  

She clearly meant Maynard Von Misses.....

2020-02-09 02:35:14 UTC  

Or Hazzlit Krugman....

2020-02-09 02:43:16 UTC  
2020-02-09 02:44:28 UTC  

Bernie will almost certainly win New Hampshire, with bootyjudge *apparently* "winning" Iowa who do think will take Nevada and or SC?

2020-02-09 03:57:30 UTC  

prefer the originals

2020-02-09 04:14:02 UTC  

Fair

2020-02-09 04:15:45 UTC  

I prefer Lens Flare

2020-02-09 04:20:33 UTC  

*Two unnamed sources briefed~* 🤣

2020-02-09 04:22:26 UTC  

No wonder this story didn't get any traction.

2020-02-09 04:59:39 UTC  

Two Unnamed Sources familiar with how a hypothetical situation of this nature would work should it possibly happen were briefed about how this hypothetical situation would have worked had it occurred

2020-02-09 05:02:23 UTC  
2020-02-09 07:14:23 UTC  

Buttigieg is a sellout cuck

2020-02-09 07:15:33 UTC  

And Biden is half dead with Alzheimer's

2020-02-09 07:16:04 UTC  

They're both just DNC lap dogs

2020-02-09 07:17:05 UTC  

Tulsi, Yang, and Sanders are the only three not completely bought and sold by the DNC

2020-02-09 07:18:03 UTC  

Not saying they're policies are the best, but an honest man is better than one that's sold their soul

2020-02-09 08:19:38 UTC  

^

2020-02-09 09:08:18 UTC  

was supporting sanders at some point, but above all else he proved to be supremely WEAK. if you want to represent the world hegemon it is the last thing you can be.
Russia and china will act on the smell of blood

2020-02-09 12:29:58 UTC  

I support Bloomberg

2020-02-09 12:30:10 UTC  

About time America gets a Jewish President