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less than i expected. death toll has been growing at around 14-17% per day.
@Omar_The_OMAP He should jump off Brooklyn bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wh3xiFwdWo join us for more mockery of the PC world
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It must be my day off - I got blocked by 2 people on Twitter in the past hour
mission accomplished
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Don’t go to the Cuck Church
https://pluralist.com/texas-church-shooting-jeremy-zipple/49999
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why. @Omar_The_OMAP why do i not just eat tidepods
tell me
In terms of Religious Retardation, this ranks up there with “Mom’s sick? Just Pray lmao, no Hospital”
I’m Christian, and even I understand sometimes our own actions are the answers to our prayers
i mean theres even a famous story
or a joke
you know it?
its pretty funny
```A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"
To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"```
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well its like a story you tell to teach a lesson about seizing the opportunities you have when they present themselves
success is when preparation meets opportunity
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Know a good catholic one. Billy goes in for confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I performed a carnal act with a girl in the parish."
"Was it Katherine Klopeski?", asked the Priest
"Please Father I cannot say it would shame the girl."
"Was it Emily Gonzales"
"Father my punishment is my own."
"Was it Elizabeth O'Hare"
"Father no matter what you ask I cannot say."
On the way out the next boy in line asked, "What did you get?"
"4 Hail Marys, 6 Our Fathers, and three solid leads......"
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Something significant about this name?
It's the name of a town in England
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still don't get the joke
She muddled up Milton Friedman and John Maynard Keynes
Ahhhh
two economists of completely opposing views
didn't catch that. yeah. silly.
She clearly meant Maynard Von Misses.....
Or Hazzlit Krugman....
Bernie will almost certainly win New Hampshire, with bootyjudge *apparently* "winning" Iowa who do think will take Nevada and or SC?