Message from @Kunarian

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2020-01-11 18:25:37 UTC  

Because it means that we are going to just end up joining the EU under Labour and then leaving again under the Conservatives and then rejoining again and then leaving again

2020-01-11 18:25:59 UTC  

Inb4 economy boost when uncertainty over and remainers quoting EUR to GDP look foolish

2020-01-11 18:25:59 UTC  

Labour will never win if they adopt a rejoin policy

2020-01-11 18:26:06 UTC  

Also this is still impressive

2020-01-11 18:26:22 UTC  

Very

2020-01-11 18:26:39 UTC  

Inb4 Labour start saying opinium is a Tory pollster

2020-01-11 18:26:52 UTC  

Also Labour will never win if they go rejoin because Leavers will just vote Conservatives

2020-01-11 18:27:12 UTC  

And a good amount of remainers will just be like "we're not going through this again"

2020-01-11 18:27:21 UTC  

and either vote Conservative or won't vote

2020-01-11 18:29:24 UTC  

I remember they started calling survation a tory poll

2020-01-11 18:29:35 UTC  

XD

2020-01-11 18:29:45 UTC  

Survation was pretty accurate too wasn't it?

2020-01-11 18:29:56 UTC  

Too bad it wasn't accurate in the way they wanted

2020-01-11 18:31:26 UTC  

LOL

2020-01-11 18:31:35 UTC  

Survation over predicted Labour XD

2020-01-11 18:31:41 UTC  

by 1% but still XD

2020-01-11 18:31:55 UTC  

I remember when they were all like "It WiLl Go HiGhEr"

2020-01-11 18:34:22 UTC  

ecksdee

2020-01-11 18:34:57 UTC  

It went lower lmao

2020-01-11 18:35:07 UTC  

lol

2020-01-11 18:58:02 UTC  

If this election was under PR with the same seat allotment as the EU elections the results would be:
Overall (37 needed for a majority) - 36 Con, 26 Lab, 5 Lib, 3 SNP, 1 DUP, 1 SF, 1 ALL

East Midlands - 3 Con, 2 Lab
East of England - 4 Con, 2 Lab, 1 Lib
London - 4 Lab, 3 Con, 1 Lib
North East England - 2 Lab, 1 Con
North West England - 4 Lab, 4 Con
South East England - 6 Con, 2 Lab, 2 Lib
South West England - 4 Con, 1 Lab, 1 Lib
West Midlands - 4 Con, 3 Lab
Yorkshire and the Humber - 3 Con, 3 Lab
Scotland - 3 SNP, 2 Con, 1 Lab
Wales - 2 Lab, 2 Con
Northern Ireland - 1 DUP, 1 SF, 1 ALL

Hilarious.

2020-01-11 18:59:43 UTC  

Also technically a majority needed would still be 37 without SF sitting but 36 would be enough to get stuff passed.

2020-01-11 19:04:48 UTC  

Suuure

2020-01-11 19:04:53 UTC  

Does she understand anything?

2020-01-11 19:05:00 UTC  

Now define what you mean by "more tax" and "decent"

2020-01-11 19:05:11 UTC  

And you'll have something we can actually talk about

2020-01-11 19:05:25 UTC  

I saw her book in the library today. Something about women's equality in the workplace and how we need to fight for it.

2020-01-11 19:05:33 UTC  

It was the worst thing

2020-01-11 19:17:50 UTC  

I've thought about something

2020-01-11 19:18:00 UTC  

JK Rowling has to be a giant antisemite

2020-01-11 19:18:19 UTC  

The goblins in Harry Potter resemble near every Jew stereotype going

2020-01-11 19:18:43 UTC  

As well as this they're ostracised by the Wizards (main ethnicity)

2020-01-11 19:18:56 UTC  

LOL

2020-01-11 19:19:08 UTC  

Like when you really think about it, it makes sense

2020-01-11 19:28:49 UTC  

pahahaha

2020-01-11 19:33:01 UTC  

And now we know where Harry and Meghan stand. If she gets her way, Meghan will still be known as the Duchess of Sussex, sure. But really she will be the Duchess of Anywhere. She’ll be a globe-trotting Queen of Wokeness, a truly post-national, post-constitutional royal personage. The PC elites and Meghan-loving Twiteratti are lapping it up. ‘Slay, Queen!’, they cry, cheering Meghan for sticking it to Harry’s family and the entire creaking edifice of British monarchy.

2020-01-11 19:36:33 UTC  

If this election was under PR with the same seat allotment as currently the results would be:
Overall (326 needed for a majority) - 290 Con, 217 Lab, 68 Lib, 28 SNP, 14 Grn, 11 Brx, 6 DUP, 4 PC, 4 SF, 3 ALL, 3 SDLP, 2 UUP

East Midlands - 27 Con, 15 Lab, 3 Lib, 1 Grn
East of England - 35 Con, 14 Lab, 8 Lib, 1 Grn
London - 36 Lab, 23 Con, 11 Lib, 2 Grn, 1 Brx
North East England - 13 Lab, 12 Con, 2 Brx, 2 Lib
North West England - 36 Lab, 29 Con, 6 Lib, 3 Brx, 1 Grn
South East England - 47 Con, 19 Lab, 15 Lib, 3 Grn
South West England - 30 Con, 13 Lab, 10 Lib, 2 Grn
West Midlands - 33 Con, 21 Lab, 4 Lib, 1 Grn
Yorkshire and the Humber - 24 Con, 22 Lab, 4 Lib, 3 Brx, 1 Grn
Scotland - 28 SNP, 15 Con, 11 Lab, 5 Lib
Wales - 17 Lab, 15 Con, 4 PC, 2 Lib, 2 Brx
Northern Ireland - 6 DUP, 4 SF, 3 ALL, 3 SDLP, 2 UUP

A less hilarious outcome. An alliance of 3 of the "rainbow" would be enough to beat the Conservatives. But still interesting regional outcomes.