Message from @Jabba's Soapbox

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2020-02-21 23:14:10 UTC  

i spent all winter chopping logs with my grandad

2020-02-21 23:14:14 UTC  

they're banning the sale of coal, and banning the sale of unseasoned wood in quantities of under 2 cubic meters

2020-02-21 23:14:36 UTC  

although to be fair those logs will probably already be burned...

2020-02-21 23:16:29 UTC  

i used to split wood with an axe as a teenager and stack it int he woodshed in order to earn my meagre pocket oney

2020-02-21 23:17:07 UTC  

yeah, you don't want to be keeping firewood too many years - it degrades

2020-02-21 23:17:51 UTC  

Got some ash trees in my hedge that i'm eyeing up to try pollarding when i've got my woodshed built

2020-02-21 23:17:59 UTC  

my grandad splits more than I do... he's 86

2020-02-21 23:18:16 UTC  

i'll be getting a log splitter machine - can't do axes with a herniated back, sadly

2020-02-21 23:18:17 UTC  

still runs around after the sheep

2020-02-21 23:18:38 UTC  

to be fair, most of splitting is accuracy and technique - not strength

2020-02-21 23:18:50 UTC  

aside from the knotty bits

2020-02-21 23:19:11 UTC  

it's quite funny giving an axe to a novice and seeing them almost kill themselves

2020-02-21 23:19:17 UTC  

yeah its just like... this one has a knot, therefore skip πŸ˜› ... or get the sides

2020-02-21 23:19:37 UTC  

aye, nibble it down until it'll go in the fire πŸ˜‰

2020-02-21 23:20:59 UTC  

problem is we chop the wood at my dads farm, but he passed on christmas day 2018.. and he left every penny to his g/f .. and she just put the farm on the market

2020-02-21 23:21:30 UTC  

dunno what my grandads gonna do now... he went up there every single day.. not sure where he's gonna take his hens

2020-02-21 23:23:09 UTC  

Bookmark

2020-02-21 23:23:47 UTC  

Waiting for this dude to demonstrate his claim

2020-02-21 23:23:52 UTC  

Gonna be fun

2020-02-21 23:25:21 UTC  

hmm a bill just got introduced in the US to give universal basic income of $1000p/m to everyone over 18

2020-02-21 23:30:33 UTC  

lmao that's gonna get blockedd

2020-02-21 23:35:44 UTC  

based

2020-02-21 23:35:56 UTC  

i want my neetbux

2020-02-21 23:38:30 UTC  

I'm starting to like Piers

2020-02-21 23:39:23 UTC  

Piers is chaotic neutral

2020-02-21 23:49:48 UTC  

Fuck sake

2020-02-21 23:52:41 UTC  

Blue passport is back <:powerful:595334910764515338>

2020-02-21 23:53:42 UTC  

Blessed passport

2020-02-21 23:54:14 UTC  

It says british passport at the top <:ahegon:566797166258028548>

2020-02-21 23:58:52 UTC  

Yay!

2020-02-22 00:06:41 UTC  

The rejoiners crying on twitter at people who are happy

2020-02-22 00:06:52 UTC  

"You could have done this before u know"

2020-02-22 00:07:18 UTC  

Try to explain symbolism to someone

2020-02-22 00:12:00 UTC  

We could have done it, yes, but it would have said "European Union" at the top, therefore it wasn't a British passport

2020-02-22 00:14:49 UTC  

All we need to do now is get some British guy to buy the French company that makes them