Message from @Kinky Kitsune (Coomer)
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unrelated to that
unless
PREPARE THYNE ANUS
Also, on the whole, there wasn't enough ovens for 6 million cookies thing, other than the fact many millions of jews were killed out in the open and buried in mass graves, there actually would be enough. If you imagine 10 cookies per oven per hour, 14 ovens, that's 140 per hour, with 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, equating to 1.2 million cookies per year, which over 5 years, is almost exactly 6 million.
>soft bake, gooey cookies
hnnnnnnnnng
wait not in that way
not my anus
Yes your arse.
So yes 14 ovens would have been more than enough, but that's not exactly what happened
your rectum
your shittoris
is the official term
Also cookie doh just gets stuck smh
I'm not sure the Germans had the manpower and resources to literally kill, transport, and cremate Jews every hour of every day for 5 years.
Those ovens would fucking break, as would the personnel from the workload.
they didnt
they shot alot of them first
then they were like "why dont we use them to practice our cooking?"
Of course they did, they had millions of people in their military, but they murdered millions of jews and left them in mass graves, or would just leave them where they would lay, having bombed entire cities
"Bring enclosure to low simmer, and sprinkle in salt for future seasoning."
huehuehue
Jews were not really cremated either in the same we would imagine it in the modern day, their bodies were just burned, which doesn't require extremely high end facilities like modern cremation facilities.
"The Germans strapped couples together, shot one, and then had the dead pull the living off of bridges into rivers and valleys below, oy vey."
diseased, shot, starved, exhaustion, gassed,
Is someone unironically arguing with people about the ironic 6 million joke
they used to pile them up then burn them
However, ironically, 14 ovens would have been enough
And ovens can work for many years, like 5 years is not that long for an oven?
But if you burned the Jews, how are you supposed to have made soap and lampshades from them?
They did all kinds of things to many jews, not all of them
Yeah I don’t think anyone who was making the joke actually did any logical math
WOODEN DOORS
No, you too young to be gay!
There are those who believe it xD
compared with the scale of death during the second world war (doing the math in order for 60 million to die in 6 years would require us killing on average 12k per day)
Compared with the scale of death in WWII it would be about 1/10th the amount of deaths
it would be possible to kill 6 million jews (11 million counting others who weren't jews but treated just the same)
Also the nazis had literally hundreds of ovens, gas chambers and so on, including mobile gas chambers in cars, so it's a moot point there are only 14 ovens, gas chambers etc.
12k deaths a day in a war is a fuck ton