GIMME NUGGIES

fuck I could go for some nuggies rn

or a cheesey boye

I will literally have sex with someone for pizza.

im making pizza tomorrow

unrelated to that

unless

PREPARE THYNE ANUS

Also, on the whole, there wasn't enough ovens for 6 million cookies thing, other than the fact many millions of jews were killed out in the open and buried in mass graves, there actually would be enough. If you imagine 10 cookies per oven per hour, 14 ovens, that's 140 per hour, with 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, equating to 1.2 million cookies per year, which over 5 years, is almost exactly 6 million.

>soft bake, gooey cookies

hnnnnnnnnng

wait not in that way

not my anus

Yes your arse.

So yes 14 ovens would have been more than enough, but that's not exactly what happened

your rectum

your shittoris

is the official term

Also cookie doh just gets stuck smh

I'm not sure the Germans had the manpower and resources to literally kill, transport, and cremate Jews every hour of every day for 5 years.

Those ovens would fucking break, as would the personnel from the workload.

they didnt

they shot alot of them first

then they were like "why dont we use them to practice our cooking?"

Of course they did, they had millions of people in their military, but they murdered millions of jews and left them in mass graves, or would just leave them where they would lay, having bombed entire cities

many of the jews were worked to death too

"Bring enclosure to low simmer, and sprinkle in salt for future seasoning."

huehuehue

Jews were not really cremated either in the same we would imagine it in the modern day, their bodies were just burned, which doesn't require extremely high end facilities like modern cremation facilities.

"The Germans strapped couples together, shot one, and then had the dead pull the living off of bridges into rivers and valleys below, oy vey."

diseased, shot, starved, exhaustion, gassed,

Is someone unironically arguing with people about the ironic 6 million joke

they used to pile them up then burn them

However, ironically, 14 ovens would have been enough

And ovens can work for many years, like 5 years is not that long for an oven?

But if you burned the Jews, how are you supposed to have made soap and lampshades from them?

They did all kinds of things to many jews, not all of them

Yeah I don’t think anyone who was making the joke actually did any logical math

WOODEN DOORS

No, you too young to be gay!

There are those who believe it xD