Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 679501673093267486


2020-02-19 01:16:58 UTC  

You should be banned for refusing to read rules

2020-02-19 01:17:05 UTC  

you should be banned

2020-02-19 01:17:09 UTC  

for being ugly

2020-02-19 01:17:10 UTC  

HA

2020-02-19 01:17:12 UTC  

GOTTTEEM AGAIN

2020-02-19 01:17:16 UTC  

Yeesh.

2020-02-19 01:17:17 UTC  

Do you know who I am?

2020-02-19 01:17:57 UTC  

Gay

2020-02-19 01:18:09 UTC  

You're Dotty, the resident troll-under-the-bridge. If you will (or even if you won't), the court jester.

2020-02-19 01:18:30 UTC  

You think I’m funny?

2020-02-19 01:18:40 UTC  

You think I’m here to make you laugh?

2020-02-19 01:19:11 UTC  

No, jesters aren't supposed to be funny- that would require effort.

2020-02-19 01:19:52 UTC  

And, no, you just end up making a fool of yourself as if a character - that's, quintessentially, the jester's role.

2020-02-19 01:20:32 UTC  

One of which you've proven yourself- time and again - excellent at.

2020-02-19 01:23:02 UTC  

My ancestors were kings

2020-02-19 01:23:20 UTC  

You speak nonsense

2020-02-19 01:24:21 UTC  

You do not ride upon their shoulders, but rather kneel at their feet.

2020-02-19 01:25:36 UTC  

If you must call upon them to prove your greatness, you are barely worthy to call their stoop your home

2020-02-19 01:27:18 UTC  

Anyhow, enough of this trite distraction, I have a plane to catch.

2020-02-19 01:30:56 UTC  

we wuz kangz n shiet

2020-02-19 01:37:03 UTC  

No, Livid

2020-02-19 01:37:08 UTC  

your ancestors were sandniggers

2020-02-19 01:37:46 UTC  

sniggers

2020-02-19 01:38:05 UTC  

Janny is the Lokhage.

2020-02-19 01:38:41 UTC  

Do not test the might of the white man

2020-02-19 01:38:46 UTC  

>Livid
>white

2020-02-19 01:38:55 UTC  

you're not even a human being

2020-02-19 01:38:58 UTC  

you said it yourself

2020-02-19 01:39:07 UTC  

Oh

2020-02-19 01:39:12 UTC  

wtf

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2020-02-19 01:39:14 UTC  

I forgot...

2020-02-19 01:39:17 UTC  

what does internment camps have to do with capitalism

2020-02-19 01:39:29 UTC  

I’m sorry

2020-02-19 01:39:36 UTC  

Livid: "Damnit, I just remembered I'm not human."

2020-02-19 01:42:20 UTC  

I wish sufferbuddy and nat were still here

2020-02-19 01:43:03 UTC  

They left because you're a social parasite, Livid.

2020-02-19 01:43:12 UTC  

I don't blame them for leaving.

2020-02-19 01:46:52 UTC  

They didn’t leave because of me

2020-02-19 01:49:02 UTC  

They both unfriended me, I got sufferbuddy to add me back but he never messages me

2020-02-19 01:50:38 UTC  

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