No, jesters aren't supposed to be funny- that would require effort.

And, no, you just end up making a fool of yourself as if a character - that's, quintessentially, the jester's role.

One of which you've proven yourself- time and again - excellent at.

My ancestors were kings

You speak nonsense

You do not ride upon their shoulders, but rather kneel at their feet.

If you must call upon them to prove your greatness, you are barely worthy to call their stoop your home

Anyhow, enough of this trite distraction, I have a plane to catch.

we wuz kangz n shiet

No, Livid

your ancestors were sandniggers

sniggers

Janny is the Lokhage.

Do not test the might of the white man

>Livid
>white

you're not even a human being

you said it yourself

Oh

wtf

I forgot...

what does internment camps have to do with capitalism

I’m sorry

Livid: "Damnit, I just remembered I'm not human."

I wish sufferbuddy and nat were still here

They left because you're a social parasite, Livid.

I don't blame them for leaving.

They didn’t leave because of me

They both unfriended me, I got sufferbuddy to add me back but he never messages me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z0Q5vFC60M

There are some Virginian in border counties that want to join West Virginia

“Prisons exist, therefor capitalism bad.”
All of my lol.

Give me one valid argument against communism

Pro tip: you can’t

Do not come into Little Caesars and order garlic bread
We don’t have fucking garlic bread. We’ve never had garlic bread, and we probably will never have garlic bread. The only kind of bread we have is Italian cheese bread and crazy bread, neither of which features garlic. Stop looking at me like I’m an idiot when I tell you there’s no such thing as garlic bread. Look at our damn menu, do you see garlic bread? No, you don’t, you see crazy bread and cheese bread. If you tell me garlic bread I have no idea what you’re talking about, and saying it louder does not change the fact that we don’t have any fucking garlic bread. Stop making me guess which one you’re talking about, because the only similarity between garlic bread and the other two menu items is bread, which leaves what you actually want at large. I’m not going to make you any fucking garlic bread either, so either pick crazy bread or cheese bread and get on with the rest of your order. Where did you even get garlic bread from? What God convinced you that Little Caesars carried garlic bread? We’ve carried a lot of things, such as spaghetti, foot long deep dish, cheddar bites, and many other things. But is garlic bread one of them? The answer is NO since you can’t seem to figure that out for yourself. The closest thing you’ll get to garlic bread is if you ask for a zap pack with your pizza since that has your precious fucking garlic powder in it. But you probably don’t even know that since you lack the basic ability to review a menu before you order. Do you go into Burger King and order a Big Mac before realizing that you are, in fact, not at a place that sells such a consumable? Why is it that you cannot process what I say when I tell you we don’t have garlic bread? Do you think I lie about what we have?
Thanks.

I’ll give you four:
Gulags
Guillotines
Starvation
Genocide

1. Nothing wrong with gulags
2. Yes, corrupt politicians and capitalists deserve the guillotine
3. Soviets were well fed
4. There was no genocide

1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Lol nope
4. Tell that to the kulaks

Did you know

That some people actually legit believe that?