Message from @Dedenga
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im thinking of getting fit for the army
Lol just don't be depressed
Duh
Join the raf instead
no id want to go to sandhurst
Join the 6 foot under club
and be a CO
i got an education bro
Sandhurst is near me
i dont wanna be a meatheat
Don't be an infantry co
You'll die immediately if there is a war
Implying that isnt a good thing
Segaaa
This is real life, u don't respawn!
i think ill make it
and if i even made it through training from everywhere ive read
you'd die for your boys and they'd die for you
Might get good chef training and join the raf and do the cooking for the officers
maybe work on my vocation and join the blues and royals
sounds like a desk job
Probably, yeah
Desk jobs are poo
Join the army but still end up looking like Brain Butterfield
Or you can join the ministry of silly walks
no i think id like to travel the world
go through the prestige of being a british officer
Get blown up by a mortar in some desert shit hole
get a bit of tradition
Wear a silly hat
Marry a qt 56%
if im gonna die in a hole then ok
I want to die by tripping off the sidewalk awkwardly and getting hit by a car
☠️
stumbling after a shit*
Slipping on spaggheti and cracking my skull
Prestige presmige
in a society where masculinity is frowned upon the army is the last bastion