Message from @Mid
Discord ID: 472054939217166346
Pretty sure you could probably do the audio shit for the media division
sounds like a desk job
Probably, yeah
Desk jobs are poo
Join the army but still end up looking like Brain Butterfield
Or you can join the ministry of silly walks
no i think id like to travel the world
go through the prestige of being a british officer
Get blown up by a mortar in some desert shit hole
get a bit of tradition
Wear a silly hat
Marry a qt 56%
if im gonna die in a hole then ok
I want to die by tripping off the sidewalk awkwardly and getting hit by a car
☠️
stumbling after a shit*
Slipping on spaggheti and cracking my skull
Prestige presmige
in a society where masculinity is frowned upon the army is the last bastion
When you become le gun shooty rootin tooty man
ywn destroy sandbags while your brothers in arm chant "kill"
Can you pull the trigger of a howitzer on my balls
Just leave Europe. Simple.
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White flight is not allowed
^_^
literally dont care if we stay or leave anymore
Damn fools.
haha
ill survive either way
but yeah i need to get fit enough to pass entry tests into the military
Sounding like a black woman.
1.5 mile run in under 10 mins, 50 pressups in 2 mins, 50 situps in 2 mins
I will survive
hopefully all dem squats have helped my core for situps
8 weeks maximum
Apply now by the way. Average application time is like 10 months
I can't think of anything better than waking up at the crack of dawn, sipping a cup of joe, patrolling with my lads, and doing it until I die
All while dressed to the nines with the finest ceramic composites money can buy