Go on a diet

Clean ur room

Stop smoking

in all honesty i might not even get a grad job

Do something

im thinking of getting fit for the army

Lol just don't be depressed

Duh

Join the raf instead

no id want to go to sandhurst

Join the 6 foot under club

and be a CO

i got an education bro

Sandhurst is near me

i dont wanna be a meatheat

Don't be an infantry co

You'll die immediately if there is a war

Implying that isnt a good thing

Segaaa

This is real life, u don't respawn!

i think ill make it

and if i even made it through training from everywhere ive read

you'd die for your boys and they'd die for you

Might get good chef training and join the raf and do the cooking for the officers

maybe work on my vocation and join the blues and royals

Pretty sure you could probably do the audio shit for the media division

sounds like a desk job

Probably, yeah

Desk jobs are poo

Join the army but still end up looking like Brain Butterfield

Or you can join the ministry of silly walks

no i think id like to travel the world

go through the prestige of being a british officer

Get blown up by a mortar in some desert shit hole

get a bit of tradition

Wear a silly hat

Marry a qt 56%

if im gonna die in a hole then ok

I want to die by tripping off the sidewalk awkwardly and getting hit by a car

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