you'd die for your boys and they'd die for you

Might get good chef training and join the raf and do the cooking for the officers

maybe work on my vocation and join the blues and royals

Pretty sure you could probably do the audio shit for the media division

sounds like a desk job

Probably, yeah

Desk jobs are poo

Join the army but still end up looking like Brain Butterfield

Or you can join the ministry of silly walks

no i think id like to travel the world

go through the prestige of being a british officer

Get blown up by a mortar in some desert shit hole

get a bit of tradition

Wear a silly hat

Marry a qt 56%

if im gonna die in a hole then ok

I want to die by tripping off the sidewalk awkwardly and getting hit by a car

☠️

stumbling after a shit*

Slipping on spaggheti and cracking my skull

Prestige presmige

in a society where masculinity is frowned upon the army is the last bastion

https://youtu.be/LITY6RT1nmo?t=52m42s

When you become le gun shooty rootin tooty man

ywn destroy sandbags while your brothers in arm chant "kill"

Can you pull the trigger of a howitzer on my balls

Just leave Europe. Simple.

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White flight is not allowed

^_^

literally dont care if we stay or leave anymore

Damn fools.

haha

ill survive either way

but yeah i need to get fit enough to pass entry tests into the military

Sounding like a black woman.

1.5 mile run in under 10 mins, 50 pressups in 2 mins, 50 situps in 2 mins

I will survive

hopefully all dem squats have helped my core for situps

8 weeks maximum