yeah i can type in an unorthodox manner too i'm just saying

oui oui monsieur

qwerty is gods keyboard

i have an american keyboard

there's no æøå indication

i always thought it was funny how the french said wee instead of yes

when i found that out i was expecting that they would say poo instead of no haha

Dvorak is for NEETs

QWERTY is for the gods

dvorak is for hipsters and gay germans

dvorak sounds like some russian shit

russian hacker shit

dvorak is the inevitable contrarian keyboard layout designed for engineeres in striped socks to jack off to it's "optimization"

yes my name is dvorak

i drink big milk

actually wtf is that

some kind of proteind rink

it's 100% horse cum

oh of course

i may not be able to use any useful key combos but im special cause i use dvortrak

apparently horse semen is one of the most expensive liquids

that's retarded

well time to head off to the farm and jack off some horses

i know where i could get some horse squart right now

average of like 900 dollars for a single dose

how much is a dose

which I'm assuming is a few ml

we're about to be in the money boys

nigga i work at a farm

i just gotta ask for a smoke break real quick

there we go

rollin in dough

then you have to figure out where you're gonna fence your stolen horse cum

you'll probably have to refrigerate it while you look for a buyer

just drink it

my parents wont mind that

np

better go with a justi-in-time delivery scheme and meet the buyer at the farm overnight

absorb the power of horses

better yet offer lower prices than your competition by introducing a "jerk your own" horse cum facility