i've been hacked

I sure as fuck didn't hear about any of this on the news yesterday

🤔

BBC has gag orders

eau eau eau oui oui oui baguette

France will get their Bolsonaro

Their Trump

french seems lik,e a really annoying language to type out

oui is not easy to type

this is gonna be like reverse-bastille day

yeah proababy because you type with your fingers like a babboon

if you type from the wrist it's not that hard to type oui

i have a high WPM you drooling plank fuck

oui

oui

oui is all on one hand

QWERTY was designed to make as many words alternate which hand is used

just use three fingers

yeah i can type in an unorthodox manner too i'm just saying

oui oui monsieur

qwerty is gods keyboard

i have an american keyboard

there's no æøå indication

i always thought it was funny how the french said wee instead of yes

when i found that out i was expecting that they would say poo instead of no haha

Dvorak is for NEETs

QWERTY is for the gods

dvorak is for hipsters and gay germans

dvorak sounds like some russian shit

russian hacker shit

dvorak is the inevitable contrarian keyboard layout designed for engineeres in striped socks to jack off to it's "optimization"

yes my name is dvorak

i drink big milk

actually wtf is that

some kind of proteind rink

it's 100% horse cum

oh of course

i may not be able to use any useful key combos but im special cause i use dvortrak

apparently horse semen is one of the most expensive liquids

that's retarded