Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 520979065801539584


2018-12-08 15:02:23 UTC  

oh of course

2018-12-08 15:02:42 UTC  

i may not be able to use any useful key combos but im special cause i use dvortrak

2018-12-08 15:02:54 UTC  

apparently horse semen is one of the most expensive liquids

2018-12-08 15:03:02 UTC  

that's retarded

2018-12-08 15:03:17 UTC  

well time to head off to the farm and jack off some horses

2018-12-08 15:03:17 UTC  

i know where i could get some horse squart right now

2018-12-08 15:03:41 UTC  

average of like 900 dollars for a single dose

2018-12-08 15:03:48 UTC  

how much is a dose

2018-12-08 15:03:52 UTC  

which I'm assuming is a few ml

2018-12-08 15:03:56 UTC  

we're about to be in the money boys

2018-12-08 15:04:05 UTC  

nigga i work at a farm

2018-12-08 15:04:11 UTC  

i just gotta ask for a smoke break real quick

2018-12-08 15:04:19 UTC  

there we go

2018-12-08 15:04:21 UTC  

rollin in dough

2018-12-08 15:04:26 UTC  

then you have to figure out where you're gonna fence your stolen horse cum

2018-12-08 15:04:35 UTC  

you'll probably have to refrigerate it while you look for a buyer

2018-12-08 15:04:39 UTC  

just drink it

2018-12-08 15:04:43 UTC  

my parents wont mind that

2018-12-08 15:04:47 UTC  

np

2018-12-08 15:04:48 UTC  

better go with a justi-in-time delivery scheme and meet the buyer at the farm overnight

2018-12-08 15:04:48 UTC  

absorb the power of horses

2018-12-08 15:05:22 UTC  

better yet offer lower prices than your competition by introducing a "jerk your own" horse cum facility

2018-12-08 15:05:25 UTC  

i have nose herpes currently what the fuck

2018-12-08 15:05:33 UTC  

i thought i just scratched my nose too hard and got a sore

2018-12-08 15:05:49 UTC  

it's probably just a zit they can get pretty sore on and around the nose

2018-12-08 15:05:54 UTC  

hm maybe

2018-12-08 15:06:11 UTC  

i'm not kissless so there's a fucking chance the bitch was crusted

2018-12-08 15:06:13 UTC  

ok its 4ml per dose

2018-12-08 15:06:38 UTC  

>:((

2018-12-08 15:06:38 UTC  

i'm pretty sure horses discharge like a few ounces of cum per go

2018-12-08 15:06:43 UTC  

they have 0.5ml straws containing frozen horsecum and a dose is 8 straws

2018-12-08 15:06:44 UTC  

angry

2018-12-08 15:06:46 UTC  

I am

2018-12-08 15:06:47 UTC  

upload

2018-12-08 15:06:51 UTC  

fucking idiot

2018-12-08 15:06:55 UTC  

oh so we freeze it

2018-12-08 15:06:55 UTC  

so do i

2018-12-08 15:06:55 UTC  

dude, im having rendering issues

2018-12-08 15:06:59 UTC  

I ahve to render it in 4k

2018-12-08 15:07:02 UTC  

legit, taking so long

2018-12-08 15:07:05 UTC  

been taking hours