He might be a victim of the gun ban.

We might still be allowed bows in the UK. I've seen classes to make them

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What about assault slingshots?

depends what you are launching

How about slings, you can’t go wrong with a good sling.

AsSaUlT wEaPoN

And javelins, they’re pretty good as well.

Turns out we are still allowed Longbows

So I've ordered one

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/AH-64D_Apache_Longbow.jpg/800px-AH-64D_Apache_Longbow.jpg

Nice one

and Javelins

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CfXf98FglTo/maxresdefault.jpg

I Love Military names for all the hardware

yeeh\p

My Trump hating friend was complaining that his car was called The Beast

I'm like my dude Obama has been riding around in that car for like 6 years and you said nothing

and guess what the Secret Service named the car

https://s3.amazonaws.com/carmudi-blogs/carmudi-ph/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/24102238/yyio_1265x629.jpg

(it's not a car)

It's a tank.

It's a Top Kick

http://www.submarineboat.com/images/submarine/GMC_TopKick.JPG

with a tank built on top of it

https://img.etimg.com/thumb/msid-57446455,width-640,resizemode-4,imgsize-221924/big-far-doors.jpg

In the UK they just use bulletproof Jags

you can buy those Retail

Oops I accidentally a thing

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With this price

Price matched it down to 1100

@Jek Porkins Kriss Vector > gun control

as a gun control advocate

Fuck gun control my guy

This is the GREATEST trade deal in history believe me!

as a Brit a cannot believe that's a Pistol <:think_literalpepe:378717098630971397>

Yep yep

I can even get a "brace" for it

Which is basically a stock but it isn't fixed

WUT M8

Scorpion EVO master race