Let's advocate for non-lethal suicide methods!

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I had to confess to my hindu wife that I bolt gunned a cow

Imagine that

I was on my knees

begging her forgiveness

wat

The UK sure produces a lot of weird situations

what the UK needs is a big ole nuclear explosion

idk if the mutations from the radiation would be balanced out by the sterilizations

nah I'm half American, Half UK and I took a Nepali Hindu wife

I got painted into a few corners

How are you half burger and married to Hindu?????

Cool story

my town is RAF, next door to the Army town

she was Nepali. Her Dad was a Gurkah

Gurke

= cucumber

dude with a big knife

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukri

nepali writing is kewl

kUKRI 😂

means cockri/dickri in swedish

didgeridoo

^

You cannot control who you fall in Love with

agreed

I got a nepali woman that died at 27

bless her soul

oof

rip

indeed she is at peace

wait

no

fucking hell

https://twitter.com/LASDHQ/status/1008886024343130112/

That's a *lot* of long rifles