Message from @McNukes

Discord ID: 412806870340730880


2018-02-12 21:20:24 UTC  

>be me
>Dark souls 3 pvp
>fight club in irrythill
>fighting purple phantom
>host tries to backstab me
nope.jpeg
>hit host
>host is stunlocked
>puple phantom tries hitting me
>i dodge and he hits host
>host dies
>i win

2018-02-12 21:25:38 UTC  

**point down intensifies**

2018-02-12 21:52:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401773614023573504/412727767956848641/64071f6309c392f26e2448a1ac43f4fd.jpg

2018-02-12 22:22:02 UTC  

This man does good work

2018-02-12 22:28:55 UTC  

stuff like that makes me wish i had this game

2018-02-12 22:30:57 UTC  

heh

2018-02-12 22:30:59 UTC  

I don't have it either

2018-02-12 22:31:04 UTC  

And I still enjoy watching these videos

2018-02-13 01:53:32 UTC  

Forgot assassins creed syndicate had Marx in it, watched a video on YouTube and the comments hurt and not even in the usual YouTube way

2018-02-13 02:05:41 UTC  

meh, assassin's creed

2018-02-13 02:09:19 UTC  

Ya boi just took Jerusalem!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401773614023573504/412792324259577858/unknown.png

2018-02-13 02:47:40 UTC  

now purge the muslims

2018-02-13 02:54:13 UTC  

That just might happen thanks to the Bless with Luck mechanic lol

2018-02-13 02:54:52 UTC  

I usually use that to buff up the viking kings

2018-02-13 02:56:40 UTC  

That's what i did as well when i started this run but then they switched to Catholic <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2018-02-13 02:58:29 UTC  

I also used it to buff the Byzantium Emperors to see if they'd try to reform Rome, but they didn't expand as much as i thought

2018-02-13 03:02:58 UTC  

yep, they usually do switch, which is sad

2018-02-13 03:03:54 UTC  

yeah, my experience with byzantium is also either they expand really slowly, possibly due to unstable internal dynamics, or they collapse under pressure from the east

2018-02-13 03:07:07 UTC  

Dumbass declared war on the French HRE!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401773614023573504/412806869845934081/unknown.png

2018-02-13 03:27:08 UTC  

how many forces does the emperor command currently?

2018-02-13 03:27:52 UTC  

22k, if mostly heavy infantry, is not to be dismissed lightly. Don't know if polish culture gets heavy cavalry hussars, but if so, that can be quite deadly too

2018-02-13 03:27:53 UTC  

40K

2018-02-13 03:28:10 UTC  

well then, this guy had better outmaneuver them, lol (not going to happen)

2018-02-13 03:28:44 UTC  

try out a tengri horselord campaign, if you haven't already. It's quite fun with HIP

2018-02-13 03:28:51 UTC  

burn down all the things!

2018-02-13 03:29:10 UTC  

do what Ghengis couldn't

2018-02-13 03:29:28 UTC  

Jerusalem also has the Pope on his side, though he only has 4K troops yet somehow the war is 44% percent in Polish Jerusalem's favor

2018-02-13 03:29:47 UTC  

and i'll be sure to go full Ghenghis at some point

2018-02-13 03:29:53 UTC  

what's the war goal?

2018-02-13 03:30:01 UTC  

Antipapal

2018-02-13 03:30:13 UTC  

there's some bug in HIP though, where you get ridiculous amount of tech points from looting

2018-02-13 03:30:27 UTC  

I had maxed out everything in 1066, starting from the 800something date, as a horselord

2018-02-13 03:30:33 UTC  

which is ridiculous

2018-02-13 03:30:47 UTC  

JESUS

2018-02-13 03:30:48 UTC  

hm, not entirely sure what gives ticking warscore there

2018-02-13 03:31:18 UTC  

yep, when a 20k stack of horse archer + heavy cav can take down 130k chinese troops, you know something is off 😛

2018-02-13 03:31:47 UTC  

fully upgraded holdings give massive boosts to combat effectiveness, alongside the already formidable tech boost

2018-02-13 03:32:14 UTC  

I'm definitely playing a horselord after i'm done with this Poland run