Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 536885608887353365


2019-01-20 23:40:55 UTC  

whats up Porkins

2019-01-20 23:41:08 UTC  

my dick, for ace combat

2019-01-21 02:05:58 UTC  

@galesteppes Fuckin realm divide dude, fml.

2019-01-21 02:06:07 UTC  

lol

2019-01-21 02:24:25 UTC  

I am going to win, playing as the Date btw. I took the northern third of Honshu, all of Shikoku, all of Kyushu, and the southern third of Honshu.

2019-01-21 02:24:41 UTC  

Takeda in the middle except for two provinces owned by a minor clan.

2019-01-21 02:25:14 UTC  

I'm sweeping down from the north like a California wildfire, but the fight coming up from the south in proving to be extremely difficult.

2019-01-21 02:29:45 UTC  

Especially with like 10 fucking monks demoralizing my armies every turn.

2019-01-21 02:30:33 UTC  

And I was allied with the Takeda ever since I betrayed the Hojo early on to side with them. I was like +200 with them diplomatically when realm divide kicked off.

2019-01-21 02:31:13 UTC  

Gotta say though, one of my least favorite portions of Shogun 2 is that food can only be obtained in one building chain.

2019-01-21 02:31:57 UTC  

I get that your supposed to balance your citadels with how much food you make, but it should have been at two building chains I think. I think that'd be balanced better.

2019-01-21 03:14:36 UTC  

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki how many dead squaddies so far

2019-01-21 03:51:20 UTC  

None. Cause im fucking boss.

2019-01-21 09:28:23 UTC  
2019-01-21 11:55:17 UTC  

When a soyboy takes a shot of testosterone

2019-01-21 12:29:31 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ I have an accompaniment to that image

2019-01-21 12:30:28 UTC  

turtwife's mom thought it would be fun to let a bunch of month old puppies play with a game case

2019-01-21 12:30:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401773614023573504/536885332856012800/IMG_20190121_122957.jpg

2019-01-21 12:31:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401773614023573504/536885439844450315/IMG_20190121_123056.jpg

2019-01-21 12:31:44 UTC  

not only is it totally ridiculous to do that, she didn't even check if the box was empty

2019-01-21 12:31:59 UTC  

What happened

2019-01-21 12:32:07 UTC  

brand new game destroyed the same day it was opened

2019-01-21 12:32:10 UTC  

puppies

Mother in Laws 🀦🏿

2019-01-21 12:32:34 UTC  

That's fucking irresponsible

2019-01-21 12:32:42 UTC  

Not only for the game but for the pups too

2019-01-21 12:33:57 UTC  

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

2019-01-21 12:34:59 UTC  

that's the end product of pure unrelenting selfishness

2019-01-21 12:35:44 UTC  

if it doesn't affect her in a direct and immediate way

2019-01-21 12:35:47 UTC  

she gives no shits

2019-01-21 12:51:27 UTC  

so when is sargon's full bomberman 64 playthrough in response to hbomber

Raising money for shitlords?

2019-01-21 12:52:59 UTC  

for the mermaids my dud

2019-01-21 12:54:56 UTC  

I hate people that don't give a shit about other peoples stuff. and they are the one that cries the most then it there shit that get destroyed

2019-01-21 12:55:14 UTC  

it a reason why I don't borrow away games anymore

2019-01-21 19:56:07 UTC  

Anyone else playin granblue

2019-01-21 20:59:56 UTC  

we do need that emote it looks like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401773614023573504/537013501223370772/826a49c2-1e0b-4dfa-b30e-ca1fcfd37b0b.gif

2019-01-22 07:35:29 UTC