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what's #pemburyweaponsweep?

wich server is this from @nic

some shitposting server I'm in

the shitposting server she tells you not to worry about

If they put it like that, even a spoon in the chest will kill you.

also getting pushed in front of a truck can be quite dangerous

What will they use to spread butter after they ban assault butter knives?

spoons

<:deus_vult:382980746727522305> BUT IF THEY BAN TEA <:deus_vult:382980746727522305>

*spoon clanks*

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My mate is 'Muslim' he's

-pork
-tattoos

but if you insult Islam. he RAGES

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

https://imgur.com/4waGDAd

Goering as 'master of the air' 🤣

TBH it should have been Hess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQgToaBPnXs

We enter the bedroom, no need to waste any time now that he is here. Sargon asks me how I would like to be eaten and I reply by asking him how he would like to devourer me. He laughs and I can hardly take my eyes of that open mouth of his, his light red tongue and lips, white teeth and the dark tunnel that is his throat. He tells me that in order for me to enjoy myself the most he should probably devour me feet first so that I can see myself being eaten. His eyes reflects my own, he too can hardly contain himself.

I want to repay Sargon somehow, to make him feel as if I’m worth it and to show him just how grateful I am for him agreeing to fulfill my wish. I can’t eat him myself, however, who would be left to eat me? But I can repay him by partaking in a little foreplay…

I start by undressing, slowly, letting him enjoy me fully. I can feel his gaze upon me, searching every inch of my body, licking his lips, but not yet. I intend to enjoy this for as long as possible and I won’t let him remain unsatisfied either. I ask him to undress, and he does so with a smile on his lips. I know him, Know what he wants.

We embrace, touching each other gently, licking the others skin, sucking on various parts, feeling the want of our bodies, tasting each other with our mouths. He is just as turned on as I am, just as lustful and he wants me, the whole of me just as much as I want him. This isn’t just love making, it is something even more intimate. And we go on for what seems like an eternity before he finally asks the question I have long awaited and prepared for ever since I discovered vore.

“Are you ready to teach the alt-right a lesson, my little gypsy?”

My answer is a gentle and discreet as it is desperate and wild.

I dare him, tease him, challenge him. He licks his mouth, his eyes longing to feel my body pass trough his mouth and down his throat.

I offer myself to him, careful not to rush it. He caress a hand gently down my side, over my leg and takes hold of my feet’s.

It's happening!

He pulls them towards his mouth, slowly. I enjoy every second. And then I feel his lips upon my toes. I can’t help but moan. He sucks my toes, allowing his saliva to embrace them. It is a feeling beyond divine. He begins widening his mouth, allowing the first section of my feets to enter. I moan yet again, my muscles tensing. I can feel his tongue run over my toes, his teeth gently massaging my feet as he pulls me in, slowly, tenderly, lovingly.

I can't help it, I feel myself coming and I see him tremble with delight himself, but he does not stop. Soon I find myself moaning more and more as both of my feet enter his throat and my heels enter his mouth. I had no idea it was even possible! So many times I have dreamt of this moment, but I had never thought it to be more than a fantasy. Now, however, I am part of it in more than just lustful thoughts. My body and flesh are very much part of it too.

Sargon's jaw works itself tirelessly up and down, his teeth gently pressing against my skin, his hands taking hold of me, pulling me gently inside him, slowly. His tongue runs over each part of me that enters his mouth, not tickling, but instead filling me with insatiable waves of pleasure. He’s working his way up to my knees and I can feel my feet down his throat, just as warm and tight I hoped it would be. I touch myself, feel my muscles tensing time and again, its like I’m in a constant state of orgasm. I can hardly wait for him to devour the whole of me. Right now, I’m being eaten. Whole, nude, alive and more lustful than ever. Not even my wildest expectations could prepare me for something this amazing!

His mouth widens ever so slightly as he pulls my knees into him.

I gasp in Romanian. My feet are almost numb, but I can still see and feel them inside of him. I can clearly see my legs entering his mouth and being pulled down his throat by strong muscles . I don’t even need to force myself into him as he gently pulls me in.

My breathing starts to become more rapid as he starts eating my chins. I can feel his warmth, his saliva and tongue embracing me and his tongue endlessly running over my body, his teeth gently massaging my legs as they get pulled deeper into his gluttonous maw. I close my eyes and allow myself to feel myself being devoured, lose myself in the moment and simply enjoy the experience, but soon I feel his teeth touching my private area and I gasp out loud.

He does not stop, however, simply pull me slowly in with his jaw and lovingly lets his teeth press against my genitalia with a gentle press. His hand takes hold of my hand and press me further in as he fondles it gently.

I’m starting to lose my breath in-between my gasping and moaning. His tongue finds my most hidden part, my secret gypsy bauble, and I can’t help but moan louder than ever. He runs it over me, passionate, his lips sucking at me and I can't help but add my own juices to his saliva, but he doesn’t seem to be bothered in the least. No, instead he seems to be grunting in pleasure, but its hard to tell over my constant moaning.

Next to go is my butt. Sargon has to press it in with both hands to feed me in, but he manages. His jaw is still working tirelessly up and down, keeping a tight hold on my body, but I don’t mind. My feet must have reached his stomach by now, but my body is too explosive to even feel. However, I can see, and more importantly, feel most my body from the waist down being eaten by this gluttonous man how knows no end. My head is spinning and my body trembling by the share sight of it all. I can still feel his lips around me, so soft and warm, so wanting! His teeth, gnawing tenderly at me, I can hardly believe it's true!

I have often feared the aspect of teeth when thinking of being eaten, what if they cut you or ripped you apart, that would not be a pleasant experience for sure, but his gentle gnawing is oh so pleasant. Not only does each tender bite remind me that someone is in fact eating me, but it's such a massaging feeling too. His lips are beyond any pleasure I have ever experienced before too. Sucking me in, soft and warm, it's no wonder people enjoy oral explorations! But this is the ultimate oral experience and I am loving it more and more as it pulls me in.

As the last of my butt cheeks slide over his teeth I look down at him again. I can hardly breath by the sight of how close his become, how his mouth embraces all of me with ease. His naked body is filling out nicely underneath and I can see his belly swallowing, with ME inside! I start gasping again, the share thought driving me wild.