Message from @Tactical BowlCut

Discord ID: 353807335040221185


2017-09-03 07:34:19 UTC  

The sun hates Michael

2017-09-03 07:34:29 UTC  

"They say “the blacker the berry, the sweater the juice” and that is certainly true when it comes to Michelle Obama. She was the current First lady untill Nov, 2016, and the hottest First lady in the history of America. Her sense of style is top notch and she has an ass than drives everyone crazy."

2017-09-03 07:34:45 UTC  

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2017-09-03 07:35:40 UTC  

Trudeau's wife looks more manly than him.

2017-09-03 07:36:10 UTC  

"Michelle Obama, whose role as the US First Lady ended early this year, has one of the sexiest curves. Though a mother of two, Michelle stills fights hard to keep fit and maintain her shape. She has become popular for her hairstyles, clothes, and unique fashion accessories, which highlight her sexy curves, making her look ever young. Michelle is married to Barrack Obama, the first black president of the United States, and one of the most intelligent and accomplished politicians the US has ever had. Like her husband, she is the first American First Lady with African blood. Additionally, her intelligence and oratory skills are out of this world, fully complementing her beauty and position when she was FLOTUS."

2017-09-03 07:36:51 UTC  

"Barack Obama was a pretty rad president, but, before the whole becoming president thing happened, I’d argue Michelle was actually way radder.

She got accepted into Princeton in the early 1980’s, which is quite the feat for an African-American woman from her humble socioeconomic background. Barack, on the other hand, was smoking weed at some place called Occidental. She then followed that elitist education with an even more elitist one by graduating from Harvard Law School in 1988, just as Barack was starting the very same law degree.

Her professional life would go on to include stints as a lawyer at some fancy corporate law firm, working in the Chicago public sector, and then working as the executive director of the University of Chicago hospitals, where she was making a cool ~275K compared to Barack’s paltry ~150K. Pretty hot.

Also, if this was the “First Ladies with the Most Toned Arms” listicle, she’d definitely be number one."

2017-09-03 07:37:16 UTC  

"I don’t care what you say, she’s hot. She’s hot and there’s nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise, though I do encourage you to try your best to dissuade me in the comments down below."

2017-09-03 07:37:38 UTC  

"Wife of the current President of the United States, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama is undoubtedly the hottest First Lady in the history of America. She is elegant and graceful, and with a fit, hot bod that could carry anything with elan, Mrs. Obama is class personified. "

2017-09-03 07:38:05 UTC  

>that sexy curve

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2017-09-03 07:39:31 UTC  

"Without a doubt, Michelle Obama is one of the most powerful women in the world today, owing to the fact that she is married to one of the most powerful men on the planet; Barack Obama – President of the United States. Michelle Obama is the first African-American first lady of the United States and is one of the biggest role models for women the whole world over. Michelle Obama is a very beautiful woman, and she has great taste in the clothes she wears, the makeup she puts on, her jewellery, and even how she styles her hair. Michelle Obama was born in Chicago on January 17, 1964, and in addition to being a first lady she is a lawyer and a writer. Michelle is a graduate of Princeton University and Harvard Law School, making her a very beautiful woman with a great brain."

2017-09-03 07:41:01 UTC  

She bad.

2017-09-03 07:42:56 UTC  

Pretty depressing that the negress made more in her own right than I do.

2017-09-03 07:43:04 UTC  

<:wewuzkangs:283520748256231425> 🤔

2017-09-03 07:43:07 UTC  

275k in gibs

2017-09-03 07:43:15 UTC  

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2017-09-03 07:43:27 UTC  

Beautiful and stunning curves

2017-09-03 07:43:47 UTC  
2017-09-03 07:44:02 UTC  

"Without a doubt, Michael is the first First Gentleman in history, aside her gay, transhumance girlfriend nigger-bot

2017-09-03 07:44:30 UTC  

I have to believe it was gibs because of my white male fragility.

2017-09-03 07:45:07 UTC  

It's too bad you guys didn't have Terry Crews as your token President, like in Idiocracy.

2017-09-03 07:45:25 UTC  

terry crews was a better president than obongo

2017-09-03 07:45:40 UTC  

he gave them bread and games, obongo gave whites section ape niggers

2017-09-03 07:45:46 UTC  

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2017-09-03 07:46:58 UTC  

The video of him visiting Kenya

2017-09-03 07:47:28 UTC  

You got a gay nigger President and he wasn't even a Top.

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2017-09-03 07:47:45 UTC  

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2017-09-03 07:48:02 UTC  

Michael was a top

2017-09-03 07:48:03 UTC  

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2017-09-03 07:48:15 UTC  

No

2017-09-03 07:49:07 UTC  

Irma

2017-09-03 07:49:08 UTC  

Feces is a great improvised weapon, that's why your bowels loosen in a conflict. It's so you can get them in the eyes with nasty infection.

2017-09-03 07:49:15 UTC  

Where r u

2017-09-03 07:49:34 UTC  

Supposed to hit North Carolina on the 11th

2017-09-03 07:49:37 UTC  

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2017-09-03 07:51:03 UTC  

You know how they had those joke books a couple of years back? Like Shakespeare with emojis?

2017-09-03 07:51:24 UTC  

I wonder if there would be a market for pidgin translations of classics...

2017-09-03 07:52:06 UTC  

>price for di animal don climb from Sh 4,000 (like $38) to di current price of Sh 13,000 (like $126).