https://imgur.com/a/uB02wcE

It's an image gallery ^

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

*Try it out*

`A major arrives at a remote post. “Where’s your lieutenant?” he asks a private.

“Sir, there isn’t a lieutenant assigned to this post.”

“I was told there was.”

“No, sir, no lieutenant here.”

“I’m pretty sure there is.”

The private thinks about it for a moment. “Well, Major, if I may ask you a question, imagine you took the word ‘rifle’ and removed the letter ‘f’, what would remain?”

“Well, ‘rile’ I suppose.”

“That’s what I thought. And sir, if you took the word ‘draft’ and removed the letter ‘f’, what would remain?”

Amused, the major answers, “‘Drat’ I guess.”

“And sir, if you took the word ‘lieutenant’ and removed the letter ‘f’, what would remain?”

The major says, “There is no ‘f’ in lieutenant.”

“That’s what I have been trying to tell you, sir. There is no effin’ lieutenant.”

`

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-rvD-52Zr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9arXKu_1p9I

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37183268_1911912208858610_5971504167926104064_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=083b0e3de88736226d0483a596637fbb&oe=5BDDD5E7

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

Where the hell animal care costs that much?

Also why? Bathtub is much cheaper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKaV_W5qc8g

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Smashmouths All-Star, except all the lyrics are a URL

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DikJP3EVsAAZx8M.jpg:large

i’m fucking dying

?

aren't tattoos a sin

It means "strength", bra

lmao it says kafir

It means infidel

Or blasphemer

Lmao

so this guy got a tattoo that literally labels himself pure haram

he probably got the tattoo and thought it meant something else

10/10

he'll die first

like ”love” or some gay shit

big

big gay

reminder to learn what you’re tattoos mean before getting them

Infidel tattoos? Those are common for military types

yeah

was about to say

if it says 'kafir' than it's basically telling Islamists to get fucked

I have/had a T-shirt based on the [parental advisory explicit lyrics] sticker that said something like [terrorist advisory 100% infidenl] on it

Someone calling you an infidel is a badge of honor