Message from @turtwig

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2018-07-30 22:40:16 UTC  
2018-07-31 00:06:14 UTC  
2018-07-31 00:32:23 UTC  

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-07-31 01:12:33 UTC  

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2018-07-31 03:04:15 UTC  

https://twitter.com/i/status/1021221025046937600

The tweet is mainly non sequitur, I just liked the doggo gif

2018-07-31 04:46:46 UTC  

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2018-07-31 04:54:19 UTC  

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2018-07-31 05:26:24 UTC  

Wew lad

2018-07-31 05:28:32 UTC  

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2018-07-31 05:28:56 UTC  

Make those AKs, and it'd be an Afghani attack-goat

2018-07-31 05:29:58 UTC  

self defence from pakistani muslim gang rape

2018-07-31 06:57:42 UTC  

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2018-07-31 12:00:14 UTC  

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-07-31 14:18:25 UTC  

cock brothers

2018-07-31 14:35:14 UTC  

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2018-07-31 16:34:52 UTC  

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

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2018-07-31 16:36:03 UTC  

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2018-07-31 16:44:58 UTC  

wait what the fuck how @Deleted User

2018-07-31 16:45:32 UTC  

you tell me

2018-07-31 16:48:32 UTC  

iโ€™ve seriously no idea

2018-07-31 17:26:02 UTC  

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2018-07-31 17:34:40 UTC  

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2018-07-31 17:54:16 UTC  

Yeh, keep your silly Euros.

2018-07-31 17:55:19 UTC  

Fun fact, meat is more often than not sold by the pound at butcher shops, here.

2018-07-31 17:55:36 UTC  

Supermarkets use grams.

2018-07-31 18:01:16 UTC  

WTF

2018-07-31 18:01:22 UTC  

by the goddamn gram!?

2018-07-31 18:10:13 UTC  

3000 grams of beef, please.

2018-07-31 18:18:36 UTC  

You'd usually just say 3 kilos, then, gram being implied. Supermarkets sell them in batches around 4-500 grams, but they'll tell you exactly how much.

2018-07-31 18:19:35 UTC  

You said grams

2018-07-31 18:21:20 UTC  

Yes, and a gram is usually 1/1000th of a kilogram.

2018-07-31 18:25:49 UTC  

Right, but no one is ordering meat by the gram

2018-07-31 18:26:01 UTC  

They're ordering it by the *kilo*gram