Message from @Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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"And I found out that Batman is one hell of a player; he's been linked to all these ladies, in either a romantic or a flirtatious manner:

Wonder Woman - Diana
Talia [the daughter of Ra's Al Gul]
Catwoman - Selina Kyle
The Cheetah [Barbara Minerva]
Superwoman
Silver St. Cloud [he was engaged to her at one point]
Poison Ivy
Harley Quinn
Lois Lane [news reporter in Metropolis]
Vicky Vale [news reporter in Gotham]
Black Canary - Dinah Drake
Sasha Bordeaux [His ex-bodyguard /turned cyborg /turned dead]
Jezebel Jet [Batman dates outside his race; she was a foxy sister! LOL]

He's kissed all of those ladies and even got to fourth-base on a few occasions with some of them. Some comic artists have even depicted Batman paired up with other females from another comic universe, linking him to characters like Black Cat, Emma Frost and Rouge. He is obviously not attracted to calm-natured introverted ladies. Bruce appears to like girls that are tough and rather "catty".

NOT GAY BRUCE

2018-08-13 18:01:04 UTC  

maybe Bruce is gay and he cosplays as a straight superhero

2018-08-13 22:47:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/478696232580022293/unknown.png

2018-08-13 22:48:37 UTC  

Wait, are they implying blacks are ape-pokemon?

2018-08-13 22:56:59 UTC  

are you implying that they're not?

2018-08-13 23:35:49 UTC  

This just in ape costumes now racist.

2018-08-13 23:40:30 UTC  

shit i had a great halloween costume

2018-08-13 23:40:44 UTC  

Harambe was long enough ago to be retro

2018-08-14 01:51:02 UTC  

@DanConway Use JBP's trick and give Harambe another 13 years and all the memes become "historical artwork"

2018-08-14 02:20:01 UTC  

What’s JBP’s trick @Legiondude ?

2018-08-14 02:35:55 UTC  

JBP observed that it takes about 15 years for items to switch from being "ordinary" to becoming "historical". So around 2006 is when he scooped up all that Soviet artwork for his house

2018-08-14 02:36:10 UTC  

Just before their market value skyrocketed

Indian toilets LADS!

2018-08-14 11:52:26 UTC  

```"Uritrottoirs for men, great. But what about us women? Litter trays? Sexist ideas are not nice," one Twitter user said [in French].```

2018-08-14 11:52:36 UTC  

why don't i get to piss in the street?

Nothing funnier than taking a woman walking up a mountain.

No where to pee, no trees or bushes for cover

3hrs up, 3hrs down

followed by a mad dash at the end into the pub

me, I pee'd off a cliff

I'm a master of my Environment

2018-08-14 12:25:06 UTC  

Well I have seen girls pissing on and in the street after party in Paris, several German towns and on the Canary Islands ... so much for only man can't behave themselves

2018-08-14 12:37:22 UTC  

but you forget

2018-08-14 12:37:28 UTC  

women are incapable of doing wrong

2018-08-14 12:41:35 UTC  

well ... depending on your fetishes this is exactly right 😱

Women have to be pretty drunk to pee anywhere interesting

I've pee'd everywhere

2018-08-14 15:05:11 UTC  

People forget u can just use a Go Girl

2018-08-14 15:05:38 UTC  

Its basically a funnel type contraption that lets women pee while standing

2018-08-14 16:21:27 UTC  

ballsy move

2018-08-14 16:22:38 UTC  

I actually drove on that motorway a couple of weeks ago

2018-08-14 16:22:48 UTC  

it's 30mph for like 5 miles

2018-08-14 16:23:13 UTC  

probably more

Dude, someone's hungry and they got money. So...