Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?

Discord ID: 483972672032604173


2018-08-28 12:02:06 UTC  

it was almost games of thrones in a way, though i dunno if it was deliberate

2018-08-28 12:02:19 UTC  

i think it was the movie with the kraken

2018-08-28 12:02:48 UTC  

doesn't sound too inspired tho

2018-08-28 12:03:05 UTC  

do you remember that movie tho

2018-08-28 12:06:57 UTC  

She wasnt really a damsel in dead mans chest. The damsel part really didnt last much past the first one.

2018-08-28 12:09:07 UTC  

wasd DMC the second or third movie

2018-08-28 12:09:11 UTC  

i cant fucking remember tbh

2018-08-28 12:09:20 UTC  

wasn't there like 7 potcs

2018-08-28 12:09:37 UTC  

or 14

2018-08-28 12:09:39 UTC  

i dunno

2018-08-28 12:12:16 UTC  

oh yeah, okay so there 5 of them

2018-08-28 12:12:28 UTC  

so basically... yeah, DMC was the third

2018-08-28 12:13:43 UTC  

yeah in DMC, Kiera Knightly's character goes crazy

2018-08-28 12:13:49 UTC  

betrays Orlando Bloom

2018-08-28 12:13:58 UTC  

or something

2018-08-28 12:14:01 UTC  

thats what i remember

2018-08-28 12:14:09 UTC  

or she betrays Johnny Depp

2018-08-28 12:14:11 UTC  

yeah, that's right

2018-08-28 12:14:29 UTC  

and feeds him to the kraken, and wants to take over the ship or something, and then Bloom is totally unaware of what she's doing

2018-08-28 12:14:36 UTC  

that's like how she exits the movies

2018-08-28 12:15:33 UTC  

it's like if a player in D&D wanted to exit, so he does something to piss off the GM

2018-08-28 12:16:04 UTC  

like if Short Fat Otaku wants to piss off Sargon, so his monk is suddenly evil

2018-08-28 12:16:26 UTC  

starts punching everybody and trying to steal Arch's whip or whatever

2018-08-28 13:04:04 UTC  

hopefully, africa will give britain some kick backs

2018-08-28 13:04:08 UTC  

or italy or france

2018-08-28 13:04:17 UTC  

britain's really virtuous tho, right

2018-08-28 13:06:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372513679964635138/483985703378878474/2gq6yp.jpg

I dunno Norway gave Brazil 1 BIllion to protect the rainforest. How did that go?

2018-08-28 13:09:02 UTC  

to shit, Brazil did poket the money and choped down the rainforest anyway

2018-08-28 13:10:05 UTC  

but some idiot politicans did get to stand with obama and other celebritys with champain and sniff the farts of each other and claim that they was doing a good job saving the enviroment

2018-08-28 13:11:31 UTC  

sounds like a south park episode

2018-08-28 13:11:33 UTC  

tbh

2018-08-28 13:12:37 UTC  

why do you think the last PM of norway did get the job as nato leader. let just say it was not for his good leadership of norway

Is it cus he is black?

2018-08-28 13:14:55 UTC  

naa but I guess he is a cuck. but he did love giving away huge sums of tax money to anyone that did ask as long he was not white

2018-08-28 13:15:07 UTC  

"I now understand that it could never work, not because you're Norwegian, but because you're black".