under 5ft <:oof:494878589406150657>

👌🏿

She claimed to be 5'1

So I measured her when she was asleep. 😉

mostly cus she didn't wear shoes in bed

Relationships are built on trust and she's lieing about her height 😄

lying by 2 inches

This is why Property shouldn't have the vote! <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

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WWWOOOOOMAN I've seen you naked. I know you are not 5'1.

and I'm going to PROVE IT

🤣

if you're 5'1 then my dick is 10 inches

haha

True

Gotta have some bantz. Arguing about her height or teaching her wee dag to do a Nazi salute. It's all healthy in the end

Shoes was a good one too

You have such small feet, why do you have so many fucking shoes?

who hasn't lied about 2 inches, come on

yeah too many guys reckon they are 7 or 8. We know the truth

"Unbeautiful"

because ugly is an ugly word

I called her shorty once, before we even dated

"Is that a problem?"

Is this the way God made you?

"Yes"

Then you are perfect

🤣

So cheesy

She 'read' too many woman magazines and at that time her English wasn't 100%

was Cheesy it was.

because fatties want attention too...

attention for being fat. Not maintaining a healthy body

fat people already get a lot of attention; they take up a large part of my fov

which is why my Missus being underweight was also a problem

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btw why is it okay to tell a skinny person to eat more, but not okay to tell a fat person to eat less? <:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705>

i think more often skinny people are skinny because of some medical condition

the too skinny woman gets married, the fat one doesn't

but most fat people are fat cuz they eat too much <:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

but the fat ones are feminists so they don't want to get married <:GWseremePeepoThink:402867838580293643>

you don't get away with saying these things to a woman in the street