to cut up that mystery meat

🐴

🐮

🐶

🦄

🤷

FRESH

MEAT!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-hampshire-45889506/plus-size-beauty-pageants-rising-in-popularity

T H I C C

kek

they've gone from normalising not giving a shit about your health to glorifying it

nice

I had the opposite problem. My missus was one of those that you have to make her eat. Thinks she's gunna be arunway model when she's 4'11 and got a big bum.

under 5ft <:oof:494878589406150657>

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She claimed to be 5'1

So I measured her when she was asleep. 😉

mostly cus she didn't wear shoes in bed

Relationships are built on trust and she's lieing about her height 😄

lying by 2 inches

This is why Property shouldn't have the vote! <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

<:oof:494878589406150657>

WWWOOOOOMAN I've seen you naked. I know you are not 5'1.

and I'm going to PROVE IT

🤣

if you're 5'1 then my dick is 10 inches

haha

True

Gotta have some bantz. Arguing about her height or teaching her wee dag to do a Nazi salute. It's all healthy in the end

Shoes was a good one too

You have such small feet, why do you have so many fucking shoes?

who hasn't lied about 2 inches, come on

yeah too many guys reckon they are 7 or 8. We know the truth

"Unbeautiful"

because ugly is an ugly word

I called her shorty once, before we even dated

"Is that a problem?"

Is this the way God made you?

"Yes"

Then you are perfect

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