Message from @Ondsinet

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Meet women at Church like a normal man <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-01-14 14:52:59 UTC  

lol

2019-01-14 14:53:16 UTC  

Meet your neighbor's daughters like a normal man.

2019-01-14 14:54:06 UTC  

Broo, got any daughters? I'm a sucker for a good British damsel in distress. I'll get a boat, man.

2019-01-14 15:03:12 UTC  

just makes sure your neighbors daughter isnt actually his son

Nope, no daughters.

*hides daughters under the floor boards*

2019-01-14 15:19:19 UTC  

Hey, I'm a nice, autistic, American freedom fighter. What's not to love?

2019-01-14 15:19:34 UTC  

Better than the soyboys!

2019-01-14 15:21:01 UTC  

<:GWjiangoPepeGenius:398568908971573248>

but I don't have any Daughters 🀷🏿

Wanna go fite Commies?

2019-01-14 15:32:07 UTC  

Sure, wheres Corbyn?

At his Alotment working on his latest 5 year plan

2019-01-14 15:46:56 UTC  

Great

2019-01-14 15:47:14 UTC  

oh not again

2019-01-14 15:47:25 UTC  

Ah well, just shoot the man.

2019-01-14 15:48:08 UTC  

We should use these as search and destroy exercises for SWAT

2019-01-14 15:48:45 UTC  

Fuck perimeters, just find and inject with lead.

2019-01-14 16:09:29 UTC  

Broosef Fritzel alert

2019-01-14 16:09:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/534403803353448449/Screenshot_20190114-160934_Discord.jpg

2019-01-14 16:14:42 UTC  

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

I was copying the scene from inglorious bastards where he hides his daughters from the Nazis 🀷🏿

Sometimes you gotta hide your daughters from G.Is too

2019-01-14 16:21:21 UTC  

Don't need to hide daughters from G.Is when the trees speak Vietnamize

2019-01-14 16:41:18 UTC  

don't smuggle drugs in china when you are from a nation china is pissed at

2019-01-14 16:41:27 UTC  

who knows if he actually smuggled it.

2019-01-14 16:41:54 UTC  

a lot of asian countries have gangs that pay baggage handlers to plant drugs into bags when they're loading/unloading baggage.

2019-01-14 16:42:17 UTC  

then they catch you in customs.

2019-01-14 16:42:35 UTC  

thats why a lot of people wrap their luggage in cling wrap before they board a plane.

2019-01-14 16:54:02 UTC  

wait seriously?

2019-01-14 16:58:14 UTC  

also why people that travel a lot invest is good locks and suitcases, to stop people roaming in there luggage

2019-01-14 17:51:17 UTC  

anything with a zipper is basically unlocked

Change My Mind

2019-01-14 18:03:24 UTC  

Make your memes come true

2019-01-14 18:15:13 UTC  

look at that handsome woman with her pronounced brow and strong feminine jaw line, i bet she can throw a mean barbecue party.

2019-01-14 18:20:06 UTC  

As BBC would say, "despite Brexit" πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
https://order-order.com/2019/01/14/bank-america-merrill-lynch-tracking-recession-germany/

2019-01-14 18:20:51 UTC  

no deal would fuck them up