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uh oh
why?
um #metoo
i gangwaped Ford, not the Kav
I almost raped her! No! twas me!
WOT
Is this your only chance at 15minutes of fame?
I've got 200 men willing to testify at a moment's notice
im talking about thwe linked article
they all raped her, not kav
The Judiciary Committee Republican staff did not release any details about the men, but said each had been interviewed, and one had provided a written statement.
time for a polygraph
a polygraph eh? thatll get to the bottom things
im sure!
their credibility is unquestionable
turtwife trying to learn to crochet
polygraph is insubmissible
all liars experience physiological stress
even sociopaths <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
Does anyone have a SIT REP on when we start again?
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12 more minutes
WHERES MY FUCKING BURGER PRESS
12?
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JESUS
DELETE
I can take a shit faster
wot u need a press for to make bergers m8
so they're pro
smash burgers?
PRO LEVEL
HIGH ENERGY
oi wee lad just use a cookie cutter
5D CHESS
Burgers