Message from @turtwig

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2018-10-02 18:26:48 UTC  

FUCK THAT

2018-10-02 18:26:58 UTC  

nah you can get brain fever, thats worse

2018-10-02 18:27:03 UTC  

Lyme can fuck your cognative systems up

2018-10-02 18:27:15 UTC  

meningitis

2018-10-02 18:27:30 UTC  

I had a buddy who got it, and it damaged his memory.

2018-10-02 18:28:15 UTC  

didnt have any tick this year just an infected mosquito bite

2018-10-02 18:28:33 UTC  

```A  bite from the Lone Star tick can cause people to develop an allergy to red meat, including beef and pork. The Lone Star tick has been implicated in initiating the red meat allergy in the US and this tick is found predominantly in the Southeast from Texas, to Iowa, into New England.```

2018-10-02 18:28:39 UTC  

that's worse than death tbh

2018-10-02 18:28:45 UTC  

aye

2018-10-02 18:29:05 UTC  

fucking militant vegan ticks

2018-10-02 18:29:39 UTC  

the vegans first try at biological warfare

2018-10-02 18:30:36 UTC  

Thoigh that is quite rare. Tbh

2018-10-02 18:30:36 UTC  

so the limits in the test for borelliosis is 0,8 and I got 0,9 so I dont think its that bad

2018-10-02 18:30:38 UTC  

oh great, now I'm getting the shits

2018-10-02 18:30:43 UTC  

lol

2018-10-02 18:30:47 UTC  

too much curry?

2018-10-02 18:30:58 UTC  

nah, wife made me sick I guess

2018-10-02 18:31:03 UTC  

let your child get sick

2018-10-02 18:31:08 UTC  

its good for his immune system

2018-10-02 18:31:09 UTC  

dab

2018-10-02 18:31:18 UTC  

ya sure

2018-10-02 18:31:24 UTC  

but not while both parents are sick

2018-10-02 18:31:25 UTC  

Jusg call it weight loss program

2018-10-02 18:31:32 UTC  

great way to give your child a terminal disease

2018-10-02 18:31:32 UTC  

@turtwig agreed

2018-10-02 18:31:44 UTC  

I used to be sick quite often as a child. I dont get sick anymore.

2018-10-02 18:31:49 UTC  

Let your child sleep in the sewer

2018-10-02 18:31:53 UTC  

build that resistance

2018-10-02 18:32:09 UTC  

great idea, he might even get secret formula spilled on him

2018-10-02 18:32:17 UTC  

Highkey not a joke tho. Being sick as a child is good for your immune system.

2018-10-02 18:32:21 UTC  

and he become a teenage mutant ninja turtwig

2018-10-02 18:32:23 UTC  

And when I say sick I mean like colds n shit

2018-10-02 18:32:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/496751333072699401/image3-1.png

2018-10-02 18:33:00 UTC  

I'm sure someone would fap to that

2018-10-02 18:33:11 UTC  

He is the new god

2018-10-02 18:33:11 UTC  

you don't?

2018-10-02 18:33:35 UTC  

shit I'm poppin a boner right now

2018-10-02 18:33:47 UTC  

nah I can only get off when I'm falsely accusing a guy of gang rape 36 years ago

2018-10-02 18:33:53 UTC  

can't help it

2018-10-02 18:34:14 UTC  

"I went to 10 gang rape parties and he was there" 🤔

2018-10-02 18:34:26 UTC  

lol