@What Would Jack Conte Do? savage

thanks

I legitimately would spend an hour in the bathroom at church to avoid the wine.

Fucking disgusting shit.

old memes are a sub skill

lol sorry l29

The wine in church is not wine you hethen!

I hate all the wine

Didn't help that was my first experience with it though.

You will consume the human sacrfice!

The only thing I can even be slightly convinced to try is a really high quality white, and I've never had Rose, so my hating wine doesn't apply to Rose.

Tbh the little bread crackers they used taste like paper.

Rose is actually good if it's your second drink

Tastes a bit bitter if its your first

I do want to try that blue wine, just for the shits, but it's pretty fucking expensive to get in the States.

I had to hand out those crackers. Probably the worst role in the church.

You only should get one...

Just outdone by the job of giving out the wine, which I've also done.

No the worst job is running the fucking sound boards

lol

we had an organist.

The one dude in the damn city who could actually play an organ.

Gods the singers are the worst stuck up.. I'll stop here before I go to hell

That's the type of church I went too

all depends on how much you like clapping

I ligit banned clapping with the power of channel volumes

As soon as one of them started clapping I would just reduce their mic volume to zero

lol

fucking great

if I did that they wouldn't understand what was wrong and they would just clap louder the idea was to let them know that they were in the wrong and needed to stop

When you can't hear Barry suddenly you realize something's wrong

> Picture of brown bottles of cider
> "Looks like a tank of piss mate"

If that color passes as piss, see a doctor

You know the last step to making cider you add isinglass. If you don't know what isingglass is I suggest you Google it. It's in almost every commercial cider drink

It's ground up fish bladder

Are we talking about how to cure aids?

lol Labeling someone an NPC that isn't just makes me laugh at you

Considering what it does to the cider that might actually not be a terrible idea

Thanks for falling for it

Oh yea baby. NPC me

Greyfag= NPC

This is now canon