Message from @DanConway

Discord ID: 505423167636897813


2018-10-26 16:44:08 UTC  

I dont notice the flavor

2018-10-26 16:44:44 UTC  

the flavour is kinda hard to describe, it sorta just deepens the meat flavour if I had to try

2018-10-26 16:44:54 UTC  

people keep acting like theyre important in jambalaya and im like no bitch thats supposed to taste like fish and pork and spicy
bay leaves are hipster

2018-10-26 16:44:57 UTC  

@Angus disgusting

2018-10-26 16:45:20 UTC  

I aim to disgust

2018-10-26 16:46:23 UTC  

BAY LEAVES ARE PART OF THE TRADITION

2018-10-26 16:46:39 UTC  

my grandma used to put bayleaf in bolognese

I bet TurtWife farts like a cannon with these diet beans

and before you say that's rude try marrying a woman that eats Curry for Breakfast

2018-10-26 16:50:04 UTC  

What’s going on exactly

2018-10-26 16:50:22 UTC  

none of your business

2018-10-26 16:50:25 UTC  

some real news is going on, and you niggas talkin bout beans

2018-10-26 16:50:37 UTC  

real fake news

2018-10-26 16:50:43 UTC  

Noice

2018-10-26 16:50:45 UTC  

you're fake news

It's too early

2018-10-26 16:50:54 UTC  

I’m sorry aren’t we all

2018-10-26 16:50:57 UTC  

did something actually happen

2018-10-26 16:50:57 UTC  

At this point

this is the fun stage

2018-10-26 16:51:13 UTC  

i am actually fake news and a NPC

We will get to franti's facts in a bit

2018-10-26 16:51:32 UTC  

<:fake_news:430430057060630529> <:NPC:500042735617703967>

TurtWife farts in bed

Change My Mind

2018-10-26 16:52:07 UTC  

all people fart at all times

2018-10-26 16:52:22 UTC  

so you admit it

2018-10-26 16:52:23 UTC  

πŸ’© 🀷 πŸ› πŸ₯ƒ 🐒

7 times a day

or your gut will explode

2018-10-26 16:53:06 UTC  

true if you dont fart it can hurt after awhile

but Women deny this biological scientific FACT

cus women are liars

2018-10-26 16:53:46 UTC  

they just hold it in and it goes straight to the brain

nothing better than a woman that farts in front of you

zero embarrassment

we can now fart infront of eachother

farting is normal

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-10-26 16:58:21 UTC  

all 4 meals served simultaneously, like a boss