It's too early

I’m sorry aren’t we all

did something actually happen

At this point

this is the fun stage

i am actually fake news and a NPC

We will get to franti's facts in a bit

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TurtWife farts in bed

Change My Mind

all people fart at all times

so you admit it

💩 🤷 🛏 🥃 🐢

7 times a day

or your gut will explode

true if you dont fart it can hurt after awhile

but Women deny this biological scientific FACT

cus women are liars

😄

they just hold it in and it goes straight to the brain

nothing better than a woman that farts in front of you

zero embarrassment

It's Zen

we can now fart infront of eachother

farting is normal

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all 4 meals served simultaneously, like a boss

Found at my local gas station

I always thought this was correct gas station procedure

good evening

So my local media is trying to push a progressive tax policy by reframing our current tax structure as "regressive" because rich people buy less stuff.

wat

rich people still buy consumables like everyone else

citation needed

Its oregon it makes sense

they dont need to poop

No, this is Washingtons tax system

no toilet paper

Oregon and Washington are 2 sides of same coin

So it's: Rich people buy less stuff relative to their income, so poor people are unfairly impacted by the universal tax structure, thus it is regressive

Every day another newspaper pops up in my feed pushing this narrative, all week

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