Strip club probably

lol not a chance

😂

betting shop

at some crazy bitches 18th birthday that I got dragged to because I knew a guy

Thats better than going to church

I tried doing that, and they wanted me to talk about hod and shit

God*

All i wanted was to slay pusssss

and some random TurtWife was at the party

Did she introduce herself as that?

^

BIG if true

And then "Escape" plays in the background as their Turtle Eyes meet

"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!!!"

that would have been pretty incredible

then she ties him down and rapes him, and threatens to kill him if he ever leaves or says anything

perfect love

it was costume party I was dressed as jack sparrow and she was dressed as a thot

If shes hot

Thatd be fine

a THOT

how original

all womans are hot

lol

its the insides that count

False

except for fatties

Exactly, not all wamen

flat is justice

You want Thicc

basically a fishnet body suit, short pleated skirt, fluorescent pink bra and fairy wings lol

"Nice"

What attacted you to her?

😄

I wonder

My money is on the Lega

Legs*

Its always the legs

the conversation obviously

LOL