Message from @PurpleFyrus

Discord ID: 508277379941269524


2018-11-03 13:50:39 UTC  

Did she introduce herself as that?

BIG if true

2018-11-03 13:51:14 UTC  

And then "Escape" plays in the background as their Turtle Eyes meet

2018-11-03 13:51:27 UTC  

"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!!!"

2018-11-03 13:51:31 UTC  

that would have been pretty incredible

2018-11-03 13:51:46 UTC  

then she ties him down and rapes him, and threatens to kill him if he ever leaves or says anything

2018-11-03 13:51:49 UTC  

perfect love

2018-11-03 13:51:55 UTC  

it was costume party I was dressed as jack sparrow and she was dressed as a thot

2018-11-03 13:51:57 UTC  

If shes hot

2018-11-03 13:52:01 UTC  

Thatd be fine

how original

2018-11-03 13:52:14 UTC  

all womans are hot

2018-11-03 13:52:19 UTC  

lol

2018-11-03 13:52:20 UTC  

its the insides that count

2018-11-03 13:52:20 UTC  

False

2018-11-03 13:52:30 UTC  

except for fatties

2018-11-03 13:52:30 UTC  

Exactly, not all wamen

2018-11-03 13:52:44 UTC  

flat is justice

2018-11-03 13:52:50 UTC  

You want Thicc

2018-11-03 13:52:52 UTC  

basically a fishnet body suit, short pleated skirt, fluorescent pink bra and fairy wings lol

2018-11-03 13:53:05 UTC  

"Nice"

What attacted you to her?

2018-11-03 13:53:32 UTC  

I wonder

2018-11-03 13:53:42 UTC  

My money is on the Lega

2018-11-03 13:53:46 UTC  

Legs*

2018-11-03 13:53:52 UTC  

Its always the legs

2018-11-03 13:53:54 UTC  

the conversation obviously

2018-11-03 13:53:59 UTC  

LOL

I reckon it was the pink bra

2018-11-03 13:54:52 UTC  

i think it was because she was a woman

2018-11-03 13:55:01 UTC  

the first one to ever show interest

I bet she wore the same outfit on your wedding day πŸ˜„

2018-11-03 13:55:43 UTC  

it was dangerzone tho

2018-11-03 13:55:43 UTC  

im sure she wore a beutiful wedding dress

2018-11-03 13:55:46 UTC  

Am i the only one having discord issues where i cant see some channels?

2018-11-03 13:56:06 UTC  

I was 19 she was 16 I think

2018-11-03 13:56:15 UTC  

Thats legal

2018-11-03 13:56:19 UTC  

In UK