it's kinda intense

forgot or didn't even know you were supposed to

either

watch your six

she's doing kitchen stuff and I'm drinking beer and playing video games

no plates flying

good shit

Where's TurtKid?

https://i.redd.it/gx34asd691w11.png

and what kind of sandwich is she making?

he's having a nap

a nap 👍🏿

she's making some kind of Uber omelette and chicken fried rice

for lunches

noice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349870814927257601/508275033081118759/image0.jpg

Did you meet her at Church?

na

Strip club probably

lol not a chance

😂

betting shop

at some crazy bitches 18th birthday that I got dragged to because I knew a guy

Thats better than going to church

I tried doing that, and they wanted me to talk about hod and shit

God*

All i wanted was to slay pusssss

and some random TurtWife was at the party

Did she introduce herself as that?

^

BIG if true

And then "Escape" plays in the background as their Turtle Eyes meet

"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!!!"

that would have been pretty incredible

then she ties him down and rapes him, and threatens to kill him if he ever leaves or says anything

perfect love

it was costume party I was dressed as jack sparrow and she was dressed as a thot

If shes hot

Thatd be fine

a THOT

how original