Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 508985176530092032


2018-11-05 12:36:16 UTC  

So he cums out of his ass? <:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:384871327292588054>

2018-11-05 12:36:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/508983026223677442/f4ocaiR.jpg

2018-11-05 12:37:26 UTC  

Why does the blue one look like it has 2 faces

2018-11-05 12:37:43 UTC  

because you think he lights are eyes

2018-11-05 12:37:46 UTC  

The lights look like eyes

2018-11-05 12:37:56 UTC  

Then it looks like he's angry

2018-11-05 12:37:58 UTC  

So it's rape

2018-11-05 12:38:04 UTC  

<:GWfroggyMonkaMega:405753064100986880>

2018-11-05 12:38:20 UTC  

or angry makeup sex,

2018-11-05 12:38:26 UTC  

xD

2018-11-05 12:38:32 UTC  

<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705>

2018-11-05 12:38:49 UTC  

Well I wouldn't know much about sex <:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

2018-11-05 12:39:07 UTC  

Is angry sex a thing? <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2018-11-05 12:40:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/508984032915226624/ugmy408mvhw11.png

2018-11-05 12:41:13 UTC  

only in porn and bad moies I think

2018-11-05 12:41:33 UTC  

<:GWmythsBlobGlare:391322010980057120>

2018-11-05 12:44:03 UTC  

or if both are angry on sth ot sb else and not on each other ?

2018-11-05 12:44:08 UTC  

car insured, ยฃ557.55

2018-11-05 12:44:15 UTC  

not as ridiculous as anticipated

2018-11-05 12:45:09 UTC  

someone had an even bigger penis substitute and the insurance adjusted their prices ?

2018-11-05 12:45:22 UTC  

wat

2018-11-05 12:45:38 UTC  

Big penis <:GWcmeisterPeepoE:403295297159299083>

2018-11-05 12:46:11 UTC  

car insurance, some cars are more expencive because they crash more statisticly

2018-11-05 12:46:37 UTC  

well I was recently in an accident and my old insurer quoted 1200 renewal lol

2018-11-05 12:47:19 UTC  

ouch

2018-11-05 12:47:28 UTC  

so 560 is a pleasant surprise

2018-11-05 12:49:07 UTC  

turns out I've had my license 10 years this year too

2018-11-05 12:49:27 UTC  

I have an old VW Golf with pretty low km and I park it at the busiest street around, one thot already rammed it, got 1700โ‚ฌ out of it

2018-11-05 12:50:41 UTC  

and that not the car I use, just the one sitting at the street waiting to be damaged, like a fishing rod

2018-11-05 12:51:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/508986681983107073/Screenshot_20181105-125044_Plus.jpg

2018-11-05 12:51:22 UTC  

sick burn deployed

2018-11-05 12:51:33 UTC  

a friend of mine got his old ford fiesta hit by a tank, also got a nice amount out of it XD

2018-11-05 12:52:19 UTC  

not many tanks around atm

2018-11-05 12:52:32 UTC  

my mate's dad used to have this citroen tank

2018-11-05 12:53:26 UTC  

the doors were solid steel both externally and internally, with foam insulation in the middle and the diesel engine was noisy as fuck

2018-11-05 12:56:17 UTC  

maybe it was like 20 yrs ago

2018-11-05 12:56:59 UTC  

HM no I don't think so

2018-11-05 13:02:03 UTC  

my boss lady had a crash lately, she hit someone from the side , a BMW I think, and the fender of the BMW ripped her radiator grill out of the car. Her car is recked and the BMW just some minor damage on the fender. Speaking of tank XD

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