@M4Gunner sorry to hear that gunns

thats okay its just a part of aging

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actually they dont really know what causes that condition yet

i got to do a study at the uni hospital to help them research a possible genetic link but they didnt pay me or give me any experimental meds

well

maybe they will in a while

i'm pretty sure you don't want experimantal med that gives you butt cancer

let them do that to the rats first

they were pretty disappointed in me not having any information on my family 🤣

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im sorry doctor I didn't look at my father asshole

basically

imagine being a butt doctor

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would be cool, if all your patients were hotgirls

yeah sure

lets say, youre one of the top 5 proctologists in LA

bleached and waxed ass all day

Also if they are there they probably have something of a not working ass anywaynot

and you get paid $180,000 just to tell Jessica Alba her butthole still looks nice

And I'm pretty sure top anything doctors only take care of old rich fucks

Imagine fixing Soros butt

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"What's killing me doctor?"
"Time."

imagine being the Presidential Proctologist

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Relax Mr president

"still thick as an oak mr. president"

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"Yuge improvements Mr. President"

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orange hand bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

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Who needs that much toiletpaper