15-20min I think

they give fentanyl chased with an antianxiety, it works really well

they just throw that in your IV, and then you wake up and youre done, but your ass hurts

because youre gay now <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

and the farting

yeah you fart for like 2 days

they blow the walls of your ass open like a balloon to get a good look at it

literally with air pump

you wake up a balloon

thats true you are now a human balloon technically

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wat

@M4Gunner sorry to hear that gunns

thats okay its just a part of aging

🦀

actually they dont really know what causes that condition yet

i got to do a study at the uni hospital to help them research a possible genetic link but they didnt pay me or give me any experimental meds

well

maybe they will in a while

i'm pretty sure you don't want experimantal med that gives you butt cancer

let them do that to the rats first

they were pretty disappointed in me not having any information on my family 🤣

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im sorry doctor I didn't look at my father asshole

basically

imagine being a butt doctor

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would be cool, if all your patients were hotgirls

yeah sure

lets say, youre one of the top 5 proctologists in LA

bleached and waxed ass all day

Also if they are there they probably have something of a not working ass anywaynot

and you get paid $180,000 just to tell Jessica Alba her butthole still looks nice

And I'm pretty sure top anything doctors only take care of old rich fucks

Imagine fixing Soros butt

🤢

"What's killing me doctor?"
"Time."

imagine being the Presidential Proctologist