Message from @AlanPowell

Discord ID: 528486966459760670


2018-12-29 08:15:08 UTC  

and we could all just be dead

2018-12-29 08:15:22 UTC  

gee turtwig, thats a little dark

2018-12-29 08:15:31 UTC  

feeling somber?

2018-12-29 08:15:43 UTC  

Jesse had a wife dude

2018-12-29 08:15:46 UTC  

mad bc I can't find the TV remote

2018-12-29 08:15:53 UTC  

I want to do pirating

2018-12-29 08:15:53 UTC  

cheer up, the weather will improve soon and the sun will improve your temperament

2018-12-29 08:16:00 UTC  

o wait u live in britain

2018-12-29 08:16:10 UTC  

you live portland

2018-12-29 08:16:14 UTC  

isnt that worse

2018-12-29 08:16:18 UTC  

what is this "sun" you speak of?

2018-12-29 08:16:31 UTC  

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> ☀

2018-12-29 08:16:47 UTC  

no u live in portland

2018-12-29 08:17:06 UTC  

is there snow in portland?

2018-12-29 08:17:12 UTC  

i didnt think so

2018-12-29 08:17:20 UTC  

we got fresh powder

2018-12-29 08:17:30 UTC  

who cares

2018-12-29 08:17:37 UTC  

i dont even have a snowmobile

2018-12-29 08:17:37 UTC  

many people

2018-12-29 08:17:43 UTC  

me neither

2018-12-29 08:18:31 UTC  

damn is this guy gonna write out the whole comedy routine

2018-12-29 08:18:32 UTC  

gib killdozer garage

2018-12-29 08:18:46 UTC  

that man is a hero

2018-12-29 08:19:03 UTC  

It snows in portland from time to time. Every couple years.

2018-12-29 08:19:14 UTC  

Unless you mean portland maine, then it does a lot.

2018-12-29 08:19:25 UTC  

steben king

2018-12-29 08:19:30 UTC  

and some of it, it was like come on, even if your going to go down this route with comedy at least find the right punch lines, this one lady was complaining how uncomfortable it is to get a pap smear, she was saying that they stick this little cold metal tube up your vagina (insert joke here about how lose it is up there) and then it was just really uncomfortable and no woman likes it, then she tried comparing it to something for men, stumbles around a bit then says it's like sticking your dick in an ice box. this whole time i'm thinking medical treatment, uncomfortable, hated, and male specific, go with prostate exam and men will cringe

2018-12-29 08:19:51 UTC  

i had 3 dykes stick a qtip up my dick

2018-12-29 08:20:13 UTC  

they really didnt seem to know what to do with a penis

2018-12-29 08:20:15 UTC  

smh

2018-12-29 08:20:22 UTC  

they dropped the qtip on the floor

2018-12-29 08:20:23 UTC  

you wot

2018-12-29 08:20:43 UTC  

i said i went to the free clinic in portland nigga

2018-12-29 08:20:52 UTC  

that is what happens when tards start running comedy

2018-12-29 08:21:09 UTC  

you had VD? @M4Gunner

2018-12-29 08:21:21 UTC  

yeah i got chupame

2018-12-29 08:21:34 UTC  

the hell is that

2018-12-29 08:21:39 UTC  

chupa me huevos

2018-12-29 08:21:57 UTC  

i dont speak brown

2018-12-29 08:22:03 UTC  

oh ok

2018-12-29 08:22:20 UTC  

i speak kitchenese