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haha
holy crap i just went to a "professional" comedy show in san francisco and boy i found out self awareness and comedy is dead, at least here. it was almost like taking a real life trip into feminist twitter
> comedy
big <:oof:494878589406150657>
> san francisco
>being in san francisco
there's your first mistake
>gay
why is that place not in the ocean yet?
the news lied
can we set off an earthquake somehow?
SF is just one big sharps bin
i want that fullhouse house GONE
sorta makes you wish the apocalypse theory nuts were right
more like HouseFUllof3GayDudes rite
and we could all just be dead
gee turtwig, thats a little dark
feeling somber?
Jesse had a wife dude
mad bc I can't find the TV remote
I want to do pirating
cheer up, the weather will improve soon and the sun will improve your temperament
o wait u live in britain
you live portland
isnt that worse
what is this "sun" you speak of?
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no u live in portland
is there snow in portland?
i didnt think so
we got fresh powder
who cares
i dont even have a snowmobile
many people
me neither
damn is this guy gonna write out the whole comedy routine
gib killdozer garage
that man is a hero
It snows in portland from time to time. Every couple years.
Unless you mean portland maine, then it does a lot.
