Message from @AlanPowell
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is there snow in portland?
i didnt think so
we got fresh powder
who cares
i dont even have a snowmobile
many people
me neither
damn is this guy gonna write out the whole comedy routine
gib killdozer garage
that man is a hero
It snows in portland from time to time. Every couple years.
Unless you mean portland maine, then it does a lot.
steben king
and some of it, it was like come on, even if your going to go down this route with comedy at least find the right punch lines, this one lady was complaining how uncomfortable it is to get a pap smear, she was saying that they stick this little cold metal tube up your vagina (insert joke here about how lose it is up there) and then it was just really uncomfortable and no woman likes it, then she tried comparing it to something for men, stumbles around a bit then says it's like sticking your dick in an ice box. this whole time i'm thinking medical treatment, uncomfortable, hated, and male specific, go with prostate exam and men will cringe
i had 3 dykes stick a qtip up my dick
they really didnt seem to know what to do with a penis
smh
they dropped the qtip on the floor
you wot
i said i went to the free clinic in portland nigga
you had VD? @M4Gunner
yeah i got chupame
the hell is that
chupa me huevos
i dont speak brown
oh ok
i speak kitchenese
and i looked it up
not cool
yeah ik <:GWqlabsRIP:398950660147642368> me
get in the kitchen
are you on your kitchen computer
sod off
no
im at the main command station
do chop onions on your kitchen computer
no
probably for the best
i can't wait for this update
tl;dr