frick

oh I bet you did broo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@MountainMan

Do you know what I love putting in my mouth?

Mostly normal stuff she can wear at college

The holy words of jesus can I get an amen

I think I'm getting wisdom teeth. Fucking hell.

hahaha, child

have this irritating pain in the back of my mouth

@MountainMan make that joke to your parents

@turtwig we believe in jesus too my dude

stop deepthroating black cock

isn't he just a prophet tho?

Yes

Just a prophet

I suppose prophets can speak holy words

Yes

Jesus is named more times in the Quran than Muhammed, I believe.

Wait. What can I do with my 17yo God Daughter without it looking or sounding creepy in the #MeToo era? 🤔

Schismatic

not even acknowledge her existence

that's the only sure fire guarantee

I'll have to wrap her in a burka just to take her for coffee

btw planetary annihilations is on 8,5 euro rn. if you have spare money to burn, try it. pretty fun game.

presumably she's not a retard so I doubt you're at risk of #MeToo

@Ondsinet wat

I guess I don't really see the creepiness that others might read into

🤷🏿

it's only weird if people make it weird

men cant even be alone with their kids at the park without people feeling uncomfortable

stop perpetuating that attitude turt

yeah TURT

@turtwig Mohammad and his bro punishment in hell lolo

psh

are those the 2 witnesses from revelation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SboICr9acF4

also there are penises in that picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgToZXtv6hY

i'm really digging sargons new office or whatever that is, looks very professional

is it just me or are french people bad at voting?