lol

I'm not saying that there were any ill intentions, but it doesn't stop it sounding creepy

I identify as a comet but gravity oppresses me

I said I wanted to see what she got and I was expecting a handbag

I mean air is constantly oppressing everyone

instead I got 3 outfits in 30mins and cup of tea

Pretty problematic if O can say so

I don't make the rules 🤷🏿

I'm drinking boomer juice

Am I a boomer now

I could go for a boomer juice

Oh I got a biscuit too 👌🏿

no you're a zoomer

frick

oh I bet you did broo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@MountainMan

Do you know what I love putting in my mouth?

Mostly normal stuff she can wear at college

The holy words of jesus can I get an amen

I think I'm getting wisdom teeth. Fucking hell.

hahaha, child

have this irritating pain in the back of my mouth

@MountainMan make that joke to your parents

@turtwig we believe in jesus too my dude

stop deepthroating black cock

isn't he just a prophet tho?

Yes

Just a prophet

I suppose prophets can speak holy words

Yes

Jesus is named more times in the Quran than Muhammed, I believe.

Wait. What can I do with my 17yo God Daughter without it looking or sounding creepy in the #MeToo era? 🤔

Schismatic

not even acknowledge her existence

that's the only sure fire guarantee

I'll have to wrap her in a burka just to take her for coffee

btw planetary annihilations is on 8,5 euro rn. if you have spare money to burn, try it. pretty fun game.

presumably she's not a retard so I doubt you're at risk of #MeToo

@Ondsinet wat

I guess I don't really see the creepiness that others might read into