Message from @JanJacobsen

Discord ID: 555049463153033217


2019-03-12 15:16:30 UTC  

Gnite cunts

2019-03-12 15:16:38 UTC  

good night

2019-03-12 15:16:48 UTC  

honestly 0 hours might be better than 4 hours

2019-03-12 15:17:08 UTC  

after 4 hours you're gonna wake up feeling like a groggy piece of shit

2019-03-12 15:17:08 UTC  

Not when I've got no energy atm

2019-03-12 15:17:14 UTC  

o fair

2019-03-12 15:17:28 UTC  

4 hours will get me enough to make it happen

2019-03-12 15:17:50 UTC  

I'm gonna feel terrible when I get home and I'll probably collapse and sleep, but it'll work

2019-03-12 15:18:21 UTC  

I'm only awake right now because I was trying to convince my mate to call the cops on a guy causing a disturbance and keeping his apartment block up...

2019-03-12 15:18:37 UTC  

Fun times all round
Anyway, need slep

2019-03-12 15:19:41 UTC  

nn

2019-03-12 15:20:11 UTC  

```after 4 hours you're gonna wake up feeling like a groggy piece of shit```but it's something to go off of at least

gotta wake up at 6am and mow the lawn

2019-03-12 15:20:50 UTC  

for me it depends what i'm doing, though it usually ends up being a choice between one hour and nothing

2019-03-12 15:21:01 UTC  

if it's 4 i'll take the 4 easy

2019-03-12 15:21:45 UTC  

hey i was up at 5:30 today raking

2019-03-12 15:21:52 UTC  

love early mornings

2019-03-12 15:23:37 UTC  

Asphalt lawn, sleep another hour.

2019-03-12 15:27:29 UTC  

that's the eventual plan for my front lawn

2019-03-12 15:27:50 UTC  

or half of it at least

2019-03-12 15:40:20 UTC  

بموجب شريعة الله ، يجب علينا تثبيت الشذوذ الجنسي القسري

2019-03-12 15:49:04 UTC  

Sup

2019-03-12 15:49:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/555054719316393999/maxresdefault_8.jpg

2019-03-12 16:08:57 UTC  

You know what really grinds my gears

2019-03-12 16:09:17 UTC  

People who think it's okay to write "would of" instead of "would've"

2019-03-12 16:09:29 UTC  

Like it's even worse than "two, too, to"

2019-03-12 16:09:42 UTC  

What

2019-03-12 16:09:45 UTC  

I would of if I were capable of ofing

2019-03-12 16:10:04 UTC  

would of could of should oof'd

2019-03-12 16:10:50 UTC  

>:( <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

2019-03-12 16:11:18 UTC  

of instead've have

2019-03-12 16:11:25 UTC  

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2019-03-12 16:11:33 UTC  

It's because it sounds like saying "would've" out loud and the people who type it have absolutely no interest in paying attention to grammar

2019-03-12 16:11:42 UTC  

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2019-03-12 16:11:44 UTC  

otherwise they'd notice it's obviously nonsensical

2019-03-12 16:11:45 UTC  

woudve

2019-03-12 16:12:00 UTC  

Wodvu

2019-03-12 16:12:27 UTC  

100% gonna use "instead've" rather than "instead of" from now on

2019-03-12 16:12:53 UTC  

You mean you're going to use instead've instead've instead of

2019-03-12 16:13:03 UTC  

You get used to it