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Thyme on my fries

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I hate you

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@Ondsinet stop being a gay tuscan

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@galesteppes

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@Ondsinet

Nice

angry nonna?

holy fuck stop chatting and come and do your job you dumb bitch

she eventually comes over "I saw the red light flashing and it didn't even register"

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Shut uppa

@turtwig🤦

how do people like this remain employed

@turtwig fuck is going on boomer

self service checkouts

when you try to buy boomer juice they have to verify you're a boomer

so you just gotta stand and wait for the fucking inept attendant to stop talking about what her neighbours' kids did at the weekend or whatever inconsequential bullshit she is droning on about and eventually come over and authorise the purchase

😭

lol my boss has clearly been on my computer while I wasn't at work but he's too dumb to use dual monitors or cover his tracks

Haha

Leave a txt doc on the desktop for himto read

an email that my colleague sent me has been selected in outlook and he's opened the attached picture like 5 times

except the picture opened on the second monitor

which was turned off

Haha

turn the monitor on this morning and my colleague's ugly mug is all over the screen

@turtwig he must've figured you're secretly a turtle😱

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