Message from @turtwig
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sleep is code for eat spaghetti
Spaghetti code is best code
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Time on my side
Thyme on my fries
sausage one is the wurst
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I hate you
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@Ondsinet stop being a gay tuscan
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lol cum
italy man gay
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Nice
holy fuck stop chatting and come and do your job you dumb bitch
she eventually comes over "I saw the red light flashing and it didn't even register"
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Shut uppa
how do people like this remain employed
@turtwig fuck is going on boomer
self service checkouts
when you try to buy boomer juice they have to verify you're a boomer
so you just gotta stand and wait for the fucking inept attendant to stop talking about what her neighbours' kids did at the weekend or whatever inconsequential bullshit she is droning on about and eventually come over and authorise the purchase
😭
lol my boss has clearly been on my computer while I wasn't at work but he's too dumb to use dual monitors or cover his tracks
Haha
Leave a txt doc on the desktop for himto read
an email that my colleague sent me has been selected in outlook and he's opened the attached picture like 5 times
except the picture opened on the second monitor
which was turned off
Haha
turn the monitor on this morning and my colleague's ugly mug is all over the screen